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Saturday, May 29, 2010

DRONES R FUNNY?

"WHY DO THEY HATE US?" a common bleat from the sheeple after 9-11

aloha,
just a minor pet peeve or two today.

"W"
BBC NEWS reports that George W.Bush once told the argentine (?) prez that THE US ECONOMY IS BUILT ON WARS...SIGH, guess i should be grateful that W at last told the truth but...IKE warned us about the MILITARY-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX decades ago and still we fight.

i just hate to think that the US of A sends troops to foreign lands to die FOR THE SAKE OF THE ECONOMY???
NO MORE BLOOD FOR OIL & PLUTOCRATS.the body count has reached ONE THOUSAND in afghanistan, now officially AMERICA'S LONGEST WAR but as low as the DOW PASSES 10,000 i guess it's okay? HUGE HUGE SIGH. how many dead soldiers per the NYSE point? HEAVY HEARTED SIGH,one is too many .

DRONES NOT FUNNY
a few weeks back, at the white house corespondents dinner O BOMBER "joked" about SENDING DRONES AFTER THE JONAS BROS if the fooled around with their biggest fans, his daughters.

HE JOKED ABOUT THIS!

there is nothing funny about drone strikes. latest reports say at least 20% are COLLATERAL DAMAGE (i/e. innocent civilians).know what happens each time we kill someone over there with our ruthless drone strikes (O BOMBER is well titled, doing more drones now than W)...in a region where blood fueds are still in vogue, the relatives pick up a gun and hunt down our troops for revenge,NOBEL PEACE PRIZE eh?

"An eye for an eye leaves everybody blind." GANDHI

this whole issue has stuck in my craw, along with the reports yesterday that if the CIA or BLACKWATER calls in a drone strike, as covert ops there is no clear line of command or responsibility SIGH. if only the dead could speak out SIGH & CRY.
i turn and they are planting lil american flags on soldiers graves on the morning news, i change the channel back to music.i am near tears, most of the kids i grew up with lost their lives in 'nam or to CIA HEROIN later...I REMEMBER THEM THIS WEEKEND.SIGH & CRY & CRY.

BTW
i plan to make better use of my insomnia, i composed most of this blog last nite while tossing and turning.SOUL MATE SUGGESTED i try listening to something nice an hour before bed INSTEAD OF WALLOWING IN THE NEWS..directv has a LITE CLASSICAL music channel and i now do 45 minutes of that pre bedtime. so far RACHEL MADDOW had a minor, non sexual part,in last nites sprawling opus.BRADLEY COOPER from THE HANGOVER film played a major part in it too.

IT IS ALREADY BEAUTIFUL OUTSIDE TODAY,
THERE ARE BIRDS OF PARADISE PLANTED OUTSIDE MY SLEEP DOCS OFC.
i have to battle holiday traffic to get some more meds.SONATA FX seem to be wearing off SLOWLY.
still have not watched the finale of LOST,maybe this weekend?
(movie humor LOST WEEKEND with Ray Milland? caught it sharp eyed Chriss?)

so i am gonna write down my dreams, drink some breakfast with bee pollen, pull on less ragged clothes and venture out into the bright sunny world.
SQUINT PAST THE HISTORIC CORRUPTION AND VENALITY & TRY TO ENJOY THE OUTSIDR WORLD, THERE IS STILL MUCH BEAUTY TO BE FOUND...(BIG BIG SMILE)

i will end on that happy note.

MINISTRY OF PISS & VINEGAR
namaste y'all
PEACE.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

HALF OF ONE

".5% ACTUALLY." my Sleep Doc's observation this week.

aloha
YAWN...SIGH.

hand tremors/pins & needles too
bone deep muscle aches
heavy legs/weakness
headaches
pounding pulse
heart palpitations
all this from the HARMLESS DRUG SONATA?

yup. HALF OF ONE PERCENT HAVE THESE SYMPTOMS,
no Big unless you are like me in that half.

so now MY INSOMNIA IS WORSE since i stopped
and my ALLOPATHIC Sleep Doc is
1. recommending YET ANOTHER DRUG..HUGE HUGE SIGH!
2.PSYCHOTHERAPY FOR INSOMNIA???

just gimme a f*cking break already...plus the other docs who were supposed to call me HAVEN'T.

humor..at least i'm probably burning more calories with all the tossing & turning i do at nite?

it's rainy today but THEY PROMISE IT'LL BE BEAUTIFUL THIS WEEKEND.
shed a tear for the Vets then savor what few freedoms we have left,
O BOMBER is still cruising along in BUSH CRIME FAMILY MODE.
more PATRIOT ACT ANYONE?

MINISTRY OF QUACKERY
namaste y'all
mega

Saturday, May 22, 2010

YE...GODS

"The final delusion is the belief that one has lost all delusions." MAURICE CHAPELAIN


aloha again,
just got back from planting some sunflowers, the plastic pot i had bought HAD NO DRAIN HOLES PUNCHED..so my lobelia seeds all drowned. SIGH...

SYN 1.O
apparently Dr.Venter & his peeps wrote their names and SYN1.O in the genetic code of their mutant algae (see a similar scene in BLADE RUNNER with the snakes scale i think)& the enviros are already running around with thier hair on fire calling for BAN ON THIS KINDA RESEARCH.dudes, it's already in SCIENCE and three other labs (two in Kali-emerville and 'dago) are working in the same pot for alternative fuels research.so....TOO LATE! GENII OUT OF THE BOTTLE HERE! ...GULP!

EU newsies are saying that altho the millions lines of computer code made flesh is fairly 'simple' for algae, with the right gummint supercomputer and a train load of cash...we could do it here,or India, or China..or Warren Buffet?
after all, the Human Genome Project spells out our blueprints quite thoroughly.ANDROIDS MAYBE? SYNdroids? Clones? Abominations??? combined with stem cell research (see SPLICE promo prior blog)
Dr.Venter promises that he can ADD TERMINATOR GENES,just like those used in GMO seeds..despite the many airborne contamination crop lawsuits found i cnada,mexico,brazil and india...

WIKI up RED RAIN IN KERALA to see what we know and don't know about airborne algae and it's movements, then think a few...REVELATIONS 7 skies raing blood in the End Times, i'm just sayin'
BTW
speaking of looming tragedies, heard EVANGELINE LILLY on tv saying how she make give up acting entirely after LOST ends..aw "Freckles",no....

'later
MINISTRY OF DOOM?
semper gumby
namaste y'all
megaC

DEATH RACE 2010

"It's not like I'm afraid to die.I just don't want to be there when it happens." WOODY ALLEN

aloha,
thanx to MY EX-THE MIRAGE for blog title...

yes, i have been OFF MY GAME RECENTLY,
my BFF TOM IN HAWAII died about this time a few years ago. i still miss him...PLUS-
a lil background first...
i am CLINICALLY DEPRESSED,probably have been for most of my life. don't know which came first,puberty or suicidal thots..a toss up.
so let's just say i am an expert of thots of self destruction so when i get suicidal thots WHICH DON'T QUITE FEEL RIGHT...turns out the SUICIDAL IDEATIONS of my antidepressant were fighting with my sleep pill.
WONDERFUL...

so when i had thots of head-on collisions and self drowning AND I WASN'T EVEN MORE DEPRESSED THAN USUAL...did my homework and found some data... just not in the BIG PHARMA PDR...GULP!
so i stopped my sleep pill last nite now have to wait for the muscle pains,heavy legs,quick fatigue,lethargy,suicidal thots, gloominess and whatever to wear off.tick tick tick...SIGH.

i should be back and pricklier than ever in no time, hopefully.

IT IS BEAUTIFUL TODAY, planted organic carrots & zucchini to go along with the squash and spearmint sprouts i got yesterday. now we wait...

BTW
i would like to thank RAND PAUL for putting the ADAS back on the fronat pages in time for it's 20th anniversary, THANX BOZO, eh...DR.BOZO JR!

SYNTHETIC LIFE ..more to come...

MINISTRY OF SUICIDES
namaste y'all lemmings
mega-death

Thursday, May 20, 2010

YE SHALL BE AS GODS....?

"SPLICE
A couple of genetic engineers use human DNA to create a new hybrid that could yield medical benefits but the amazing creature that results begins to enable an array of unexpected abilities that exceeds their wildest dreams and ultimately their most terrifying nightmare."
movie promo word 4 word...

aloha again,
just kickin it and chillin after my PT session, all balanced and bodily harmonized when BBC NEWS explodes my happy/tranquil thot bubbles with Breaking News that SYNTHETIC LIFE HAD BEEN CREATED BY A PRIVATE COMPANY.GULP!
(IMHO NERDS DON'T WATCH ENUFF BAD SCI FI...like SPECIES,IT'S ALIVE, maybe all FRANKENSTEIN movies et al).SIGH...

now by Synthetic Life i'm not to referring to those computer screen cyber-creepies sorta like Second Life or Tetris, i mean REAL SYNTHETIC LIFE, WHICH WHEN PLACED INSIDE A HARMLESS BACTERIA DESTROYS IT (the bacteria) TO RECREATE ITSELF...REPEATEDLY...sorta like a Virus? the J.Craig Venter Institute guy, J.Craig Venter hisself was on BBC News and creeped me out promising almost word for word the benefits in the promo above..i''ll wait.

read it again? okay.now JCV promised to help EXXON (gulp) develop a cure for oil spills and NIH to help develop vaccines in as lil as 24 hours...did i mention this is a COMPLETELY MAN-MADE LIFE FORM, the deciphered the human genome then wrote a computer code which was built up molecule by molecule by GENETIC ENGINEERS who are hoping for HUGE PROFITS and the best....

JCV promised that he wasn't 'Playing God'...okay??? what or who is he playing?
i am somewhere between QUEASY & FEARFUL..maybe i have seen and read too much BAD Sci Fi but still...NOTHING ON THIS PLANET HAS EVER ENCOUNTERED ANYTHING LIKE COMPLETELY SYNTHETIC LIFE BEFORE and they want to release it on oil spill.

LISTEN? what was that...?THE FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE...or perhaps THE LAW OF UNEXPECTED CONSEQUENCES...

i'm just sayin....

MINISTRY OF DREAD & FORETHOUGHT?
namaste y'all
mega

DIRTY DIRTY

"God created the world,but it is the Devil who keeps it going." TRISTAN BERNARD

aloha,
BTW
Chriss, the locals try to either gravitate towards the AMGEN TOUR congestion or avoid it like the Plague, we happen to be the latter.

CHOICES
having to choose between STEVE POIZNER or MEG WHITMAN for Guv is like trying to decide WHICH EYE TO SHOVE A KNITTING NEEDLE THRU UNTIL IT PENETRATES YOUR BRAIN...and JERRY BROWN IS LIL OR NO BETTER. still hate him from when i lived in oakland and saw what he did to the poor in that city as mayor...

GOP MANTRA
cut business taxes, cut taxes on the wealthy, cut social services, cut the deficit, balance the budget...

the current debt in KALIpornia is about $19.1 BILLION per year.. the BUSINESS TAX LOOPHOLES including Prop 13 commercial property and oil drilling et al is $50 BILLION, still not enuff for the GOP. ENUFF IS NEVER ENUFF...sigh & cry.

GOT OIL?
chemical disbursents.. there is one which is relatively non toxic and will break up about 90% of Gulf Oil, BP VETOED THIS in favor of one which will break up 60% of Gulf Oil and which they own a piece of the company.SO WHY IS BP DECIDING ANYTHING OTHER THAN WHAT COLOR CHECK TO WRITE ON??? SO WHY IS O BOMBER & CONGRESS LETTING THEM REIGN?

1EVERY ESTIMATE BP HAS GIVEN SO FAR IS CAUTIOUSLY (CYA) WRONG..or a LIE.
2.NOBODY KNOW WHAT TO DO A MILE DOWN AND THE ATLANTIS RIG EVEN FURTHER OUT, ALSO BP, IS THE SAME STYLE AND TWO MILES DEEPER...
3.25 killed in Texas City last year (?) and now another 11 at the blowout rig, WHY IS NOBODY FROM BP ON TRIAL???

the EXXON VALDEZ spill about 25 years ago STILL IS PRODUCING TAR BALLS FOR WILDLIFE AND INDUSTRY KILLING ALASKA POLLUTION.

NOW PLAYING- IN THE LOOP CURRENT
means that now tar balls and pollution will ENDANGER THE FLA KEYS AND CUBAN CORAL REED STRUCTURES, oh goody...so first the icelandic volcano dust clouds and the gulf blowout..now it's tornado season. no longer just acadmeic here in KALIpornia, we had funnel clouds along pescadero and even half moon bay over the last half dozen years, this is col water shark waters but barracudas, warm water predators have been caught off san diego and santa barbara over the last dozen years. WHAT CLIMATE CHANGE, EH?? SIGH...

CONGRESS..too busy planning memorial day sprees & fund raising to CLEAN UP WALL ST? it's okay..summer is a coming.

sources DEMOCRACY NOW, NPR, MSNBC, GOOGLE NEWS BRIEFS

BTW 2
yes I LIKED CA$INO JACK docu, apologize if i was unclear on that.

BTW 3 LUV U G-MAN...luck with McKinleyville hovel.

MINISTRY OF BAD CRAP
namaste y'all
mega

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

DIRTY...

"FOLLOW THE MONEY!" Deep Throat

"If this were a rational country, guys would ride girls bikes..." Rita Mae Brown

aloha,
just got back from seeing the docu CASINO JACK AND THE UNITED $STATE$ OF MONEY...,could have used a better editor but Everything You Thot Was Wrong in Washington DC..is. and now that corporations n shovel unlimted amounts of cazash into the troughs... HUGE HUGE SIGH...& CRY.

"LINDSAY LOHAN, the Chernobyl of celebrity..." CHELSEA HANDLER

BRIDGE OF SIGHES
nmaste y'all
mega

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

SOUL MATE SPEAKS OUT

"Our governor came into office shouting that he would smash all the
boxes (ie. social programs). Now he is being called on his most
recent "smashing" program. He is actually advocating spending
$41.6 million to detect fraud -- not in banks or oil companies --
but he proposes to purchase state-of-the-art cameras to photograph
and then fingerprint hundreds of thousands of Homecare Workers who
care for the low-income disabled and elderly at 1/5th the cost of
nursing homes.

Why? Because he said that there was rampant fraud among 25% of
the program. But an investigation documented only 1%.

Well, finally someone in Sacramento is asking the right questions.
Assemblyman Wes Chesbro is saying that the Schwarzenegger administration
has "yet to identify to us the problem they're trying to solve, or
that it provides any kind of solution -- in the absence of that
evidence or information, it's a waste of $41.6 million in taxpayer
money."

Another study showed that reducing the IHSS (In-Homes Support Services)
services will cost more in the long-run. California could save
$300 million per year if it transitioned 1/3 of nursing facility
residents back to the community.

Time to look for a new governor that analyzes our states' needs
based on serious studies and not on impulses to smash the poor!

XXXXXXXXX
Capitola"

SNOWBLIND?

JUNGLE FEVER-whites dating mostly blacks, or others ethnics
SNOW BLIND- blacks who date mostly whites
RICE QUEENS-those whites who date mostly asians
ex co worker LIPS IS LIPS AND HIPS IS HIPS!

aloha,
THE HANGOVER 2
it was brought to my attention yesterday by Nurse ESTER (who indeed just bought THE HANGOVER DVD that BRADLEY COOPER IS EXTREMELY CUTE!)and that my almost 20 years in the hotel/hospitality industry may have soured my view of hotel related comedies...INDEED.Point taken.


MINISTRY OF TRUTH TIME HERE

look up LOVE MAPS anywhere,
the concept of who and how we love is set somewhere before puberty.

like every male in the 50s i looked at PLAYBOY , not for the boring articles but for the nudity and scalding cartoons, i often wondered how they got white wimmin to do that. in school i got some pictures of nude black wimmin, not as easy to get in the 50s (plus i saw my Mother,nabes and cousins nude or half nude quite often) and then there were the booklet sized newsprint zines like STATE,WINK,GAZE etc with BETTY PAGE ERA photography.pretty much the usual stuff, nothing extraordinary.

i may have mentioned my college educated handsome cousin JESSE who had sex with white wimmin in Greenwich Village until they got their desired & denied car or european vacation, whatever they were extorting from Daddy before they dumped him. Jesse was regarded as a tragic angry figure, not to be a role model. okay, i was black and i liked black girls altho my first crush was on a long haired girl in first grade to which my Mother replies YOU CAN'T LIKE HER, SHE'S PUERTO RICAN! like that matters? SIGH.

so i blame MENSA,yes Mensa.
or i could just as easily blame JOY and waking up naked next to her in my bed, live and in the warm bare flesh.
anyway back to MENSA, by now you've recognized what a SMARTASS i am, i know it too...when a teen i applied for MENSA and Passed then did nothing.typical me sometimes, so years later when in LA @1968 i applied again, they held tests at UCLA so i got a test date..unfortunately ,and MENSA was REALLY BORING in those days, i was up all nite doing drink and drugs the previous 10 hours and stumbled sleepless to the test...which i failed by a point or two.i was getting a social life of sorts then, i was a CLEAN HIPPIE (bathed & had a job and rental) one of the few black ones.

HAL i think his name was, was a private investigator living in the poor part of Beverly Hills (yes there is one, right on the edge of hollywood) who started ALPHA a party group for the big brained. i still have no idea how he got my test scores or address but he did and i went to his parties. BENT BETTY or whatever i called her in the past was there and i sat and found myself looking up her skirt unintentionally (white cotton panties),so i moved and she moved and the view was the same..OK? so she called and we eventually went out, platonicaly.( see prior blog)

now i had dated,cruised and even gotten a lapdance, her idea but still fun, from black wimmin in the south and TEXass but black peeps are wary of other black peeps ACTING SEDDITY (???) and TALKING WHITE.which is how i talk, as i splained NOT MY FAULT.so anyway i was happy with chocolate wimmin except for their lack of a decent {IMHO} education. the deal breaker was usually something like WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY BOOKS? HUGE HUGE SIGH.

so even tho i am A SMARTASS & GROUCH some peeps like me, as i have detailed several white wimmin have liked me well enuff to take their clothes off and....part of the problem, aside from my sarcasm and dark caustic humor, is that i rarely lived in DA 'HOOD or Barrio. i usually lived where i could afford it- SRO Hotels nears public transit.not many black wimmin there, not the type i'd date anyway.

back in the 1970s when i put of personals ads, (avoid the weirdos if u can), i got ONLY white wimmin responding-to me in a tiny SRO room).so i responded to the drought in chocolate by responding as any red blooded american male would, i took what was willing...unless like KIM they were pulling a JESSE on me, then i declined (see KRISTAkI).

BTW
one woman, who was FREEZING COLD LIKE A CORPSE even in mid july and wore a wolf haired parka and furry boots when we went walking. screwed ever man whose ad she answered then married one of them.some prior male had CONVINCED HER THAT SHE COULD ONLY ATTAIN ONE ORGASM, ONE & DONE.she was so sad to be around, no condoms allowed either...)

so i am NOT preying on one particular shade or type of female(okay okay leggy & small breasted), i just go with the flow and what falls into my lap...MY EX-THE MIRAGE, the first or second time we had sex(protection is NOT 100% foolproof), after being JUST FRIENDS for over a year,announced resolutely that she was Pregnant, and she was. both our biological clocks were ticking (yes, mine too) and we SEEMED to get along across most values so we got married and it worked until it didn't anymore-FOLIE A DUEX.having her parents hate you seems to be part of the package -RACISM IS ALIVE & UNWELL IN MODERN DAY "POST RACIAL" AMERICA! sigh & cry...

what else...i am not some swarthy Lothario or OTHELLO but I LIKE WIMMIN & I LIKE LISTENING TO THEM...that is the sum of my "TECHNIQUE".did i tell you about JoAnn? maybe another time..i've had a HARD MAY and everything on and in me HURTS plus i need STILL MORE TESTS ,more to come on that later too.

BTW2 today i found it Harder Than Ever to walk even a short distance to some meeting ,maybe more tests will explain it,probably not. SIGH.

seems like my train of thot has gotten derailed,so...

MINISTRY OF SOMETHING OR OTHER
namaste y'all
mega

Sunday, May 16, 2010

THE HANGOVER, revue

MURPHY'S LAW-"If ANYTHING can go WRONG ...it will."

THE BRIDE, THE BITCH AND THE BLONDE (stripper/whore)..VEGAS BABY VEGAS!
why even bother giving them names? make it like some stark Danish film where wimmin just have numbers or the too obvious stereotypes???
lemme splain,

i had dragged my exhausted old butt thru a series of meetings then finally IM 2 and then there was the odd saturday ayem AMBAG {alliance of monterey bay are gummints} mtg in santa cruz plotting the monterey bay 25 years hence. this was interactive, we are ALL NIMBYS wanting high density housing and transits for others not ourselves.my reward was a scalding hot shower, some chocolate and a mindless movie.THE HANGOVER has been the best revued comedy the year it came out and it had HEATHER GRAHAM,but briefly very very briefly. SIGH.

IMHO it is NOT FUNNY just garish,contrived and dumb.
CSI is a better showcase for Vegas than this.
i know men, MEN ARE DUMB..BUT NOT THIS DUMB. the lame o humor was flaccid, predictable, sore and cruel. name the last two comedies you saw with routine shootings, beatings,drugging,babynapping,adultnapping,stealing police cars and tigers etc etc.a REAL HANGOVER is more interesting.

"WILLING SUSPENSION OF BELIEF"..not hardly...it looked phony even tho filmed on location HUGE SIGH.if my worn out old body hadn't danced to ST.VITUS spasm wise i would've quickly dragged it to bed. i finally collpased into a dreamless sleep while SOUL MATE dreamed about chaos in a radio station, while they were broadcasting...


TRUE BLOOD returns sunday jun 13th!!! yeaaaaa.....

MINISTRY OF SOUROSITY
namaste y'all
mega

Saturday, May 15, 2010

IRON SOULS

"It's an immoral budget.It's seeking to balance the deficit on the most vulnerable in our state>" BILL MONNING (D-CARMEL) and parts of santa cruz! tell it like it is baby!!!

aloha
for those of you who been recently bombarded with MEG WHITMAN/STEVE POIZXNER tv ads decrying out iron jawed GUV as a "LIBERAL",just take a gander at his cold hearted MAY REVISE budget proposals.

crips check
elderly check
CALWORKS checks
children check
welfare families check
mentally ill check
addiction/rehab check
decent education/teachers check

ALL THROWN UNDER AND OFF THE BUS IN THE NAME OF CASINO CAPITALISM.

not a tear is shed nor a billionaire/corporation fairly taxed as our GUV cries Hollywood crocodile tears as he rips the heart of out the social safety net.so? ...you're now homeless and have nothing to eat, (pull up your bootstraps (a fave GOP idiom).better of eating those goddamn bootstraps huge huge sigh.

BTW exactly who owns the ladder that has access to all this low and medium LYING fruit?

IRON MAN 2
speaking of soul IM 2 has it, amidst massive explosions and chase scenes that go on much too long.plus i like the diabetic style blood testing Tony Stark goes thru frequently and there is actual Character Development going on and well as the usual summer blockbuster gratuitous violence, no nudist.SCARLETT JOHANNSEN is fine in a minor role, not a huge fan of ScarJo since LOST IN TRANSLATION.
TURN ON,DROP IN, VEG OUT :)

BTW 2
didja ever notice that on only PROGRESSIVE ISSUE IN HISTORY THAT THE SUFFRAGETTES WERE THERE FIRST? just wiki or google the term and learn.which is why it ticks me off when BLACK MEN treat wimmin like chattel, all wimmin not just black wimmin...black men of all peeps should understand, if they had any sense of our common history. i'm just saying...

MINISTRY OF SUFFRAGE
namaste y'all
mega

Thursday, May 13, 2010

GO ASK ALICE

"I'm using the chicken to measure." FRANK ZAPPA (UNCLE MEAT FILM)

aloha,
gotta another meeting today so lets get started.

1. NPR reports DUBAI now has ATMS WHICH ISSUE GOLD BARS OR GOLD COINS versus floating cash prices? hokaaaay..

2. SOUL MATE dragged me to see LA MISSION yesterday, a small indie art house film written,directed,produced and starring Benjamin Bratt. i was afraid it was gonna be another stereotypical machismo melodrama with low rider cars,posturing, arm candy girls et al but SM lived in the mission district of frisco for many years and worked for muni (the bus agency). in LA MISSION the lead male is a muni bus driver and lives in a paint challenged apartment bldg in LA MISSION.i won't ru9in what lil plot there is but the female characters, aside from the foxy black love/bed interest, are with wisps of maternal stereotypes and low cut outfits.the first half hour is wasted with feel good hand slapping where i wanted a back story, things are either alluded to briefly or ignored. the black female lead works in a wimmin's shelter which would've been infinitely more interesting than guys posturing, drinking, beer,polishing cars and talking about booty HUGE HUGE SIGH..

3.@ALIEN THREATS
forgot to mention that a few years back there was a UFO SPOTTING OVER CAPITOLA IN BROAD DAYLIGHT, a color picture of the incident was featured on the daily fishwrap and i gotta admit it looked kinda hoaxy to me, like a bicycle tire.but MUFON and other experts consider it legit. UFOS are real but i am still undecided on what to think of them. i have my theories and others have theirs including the NAZI UFO CONSPIRACY which i saw on the seldom watched MILITARY CHANNEL last week.OPERATION PAPERCLIP (which i first heard of in THE X FILES) imported not hundreds but THOUSANDS OF NAZI EXPERTS and their research after the war...there are logical if not always rational connections between this and the so called MODERN UFO 'FLAP'. in the end you are left to wonder whether our government is collaborating with alien races or flying an inter cosmic FALSE FLAG OP against its own peeps...or maybe demons??? (the nasty 'djinn' cited in THE KORAN).beats me SIGH.

BTW
Capitola is north of VANDENBERG AFB in santa maria (where Micheal Jackson lived) where many BLACK OPS SPACE LAUNCHES TAKE PLACE.at night we frequently hear low flying military aircraft, VERY low flying like almost at rooftop level...at least we ASSUME they are military aircraft...just akin'

gotta go!

I'M USING THE CHICKEN TO MEASURE...

MINISTRY OF FOWL
namaste y'all
mega

Monday, May 10, 2010

ALIEN THREATS

"We have not lost faith,but we have transferred it from God to the medical profession."
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW, does God think she's a doctor???

aloha,
ready for another ROONEYesque ramble?

HAWKING NEWS

STEPHEN HAWKING,arguably one of the smartest men on the planet,has got the MSM (main stream media) and Larry King's panties in a twist by proposing that if "V" style aliens meet up with humans saying WE COME IN PEACE! we should doubt them. given our bloody history why should any other species regard us as anything but combative cattle? when we exploit naked "savages" in 3rd world countries do we care about their feelings or so called human rights? if we are not the top of the food chain then why should we expect otherwise? saucerphiles already report that UFOs are draining our oceans of rare metals and trace minerals, without asking? and if the UFO contactees are legit about anal probes and hybrid creatures...SHUDDER. some UFO contactees report that this planet is already on QUARANTINE, why not?
apparently it's not a peace seeking STAR TREK universe out there ..."TO SERVE MAN"(Twilight Zone trivia)

SCI FI TRENDS

my second line of fave sci moves is the ALIEN series (except the sequel with the monks), the gory over the top PREDATOR 2 and the AVP (ALIEN VS. PREDATOR)series so far, i also loved 40 DAYS OF NIGHT for it's logical nastiness.

saw PANDORUM on STARZ last nite, still thinking about it's ranking...the plot and sets seem cobbled together from a bunch of other decent films (see above)with an attractive white male hero, a buxom TOMB RAIDER lookalike female and a macho Asian male who you know dies before the end credits.

i have two lines of thot i want to intertwine here.
the original RIDLEY SCOTT'S ALIEN had a looming sense of DREAD which the best sequels kept pouring on. a little know horror classic GOD TOLD ME TO maintains this same aura up until the last frame, as did the classic SEVEN. I LIKE RAW MYSTERIOUS ENDINGS,which don't tell me everything (think the Russian SOLARIS)and i can live with that. i get both IFC and SUNDANCE so i can watch the original Japanese or Korean horror films (The Eye,Last Call and others) then watch the american remake...our version tends to sweeten things up and ALWAYS POSITS A PSUEDO SCIENCE EXPLANATION, DON'T.

TECHNOLOGY WILL NOT SAVE US...

just look at BP and the Gulf Blowout, failed ecology attempts, mid oceanic garbage patches east & west,fossil fuel failures and PEAK OIL, atomic energy,bank bailouts,900 point NYSE stock plunges, 'urban planning', Big Pharma on and on and on.

why would you trust the same demons which took you to Hell to bring you out again? THAT'S CRAZY!...but so so american.sigh & cry..
.

i think that was my point?

MINISTRY OF REASON
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RIP LENA HORNE,artiste
FRANK FRAZETTA,artist genius

Sunday, May 9, 2010

GOING COMMANDO?

"CASINO CAPITALISM? WHY NOT JUST MOVE "WALL ST" TO VEGAS SO PEOPLE KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT?" from the mouth of SOUL MATE today...

aloha,
CHRISS IT WAS A SICK JOKE, not a price comparison with the dented cans store.sigh...


WARNING WARNING!
ANDY ROONEY-esque blog...


BACKSTORY
historically JEAN HARLOW, MARILYN MONROE AND TALULAH BANKHEAD (sp?) rarely wore lingerie, onscreen or off.there is some movie jungle scene HARLOW had with GABLE where her bra free breasts are bouncing around her flimsy top like oranges in a thin sack.on the test shoot for the iconic MONROE WHITE DRESS UPDRAFT (with Tom Ewell "Seven Year Itch"?) everyone became quickly aware of her bared asests and the director is alleged to have said PUT SOME PANTIES ON HER AND WE HAVE A WINNER!
during the filming of HITCHCOCK'S "LIFEBOAT" someone kept complaining about Bankhead's flashing beaver and Hitchcock is alleged to have replied "Tell wardrobe...or hairdressing."

i am a big CHELSEA LATELY fan on E!
she often discusses her PANTIES OPTIONAL approach to life and if you watch her often enuff you notice when she is and isn't wearing any by her posture and she often advises several female guests on how to sit so clit in not on display (they'd just PIXEL it out anyway).

slight tangent
whatever happened to pantyhose? i remember wimmin in past decades cursing their fate at its fragility then... on our last visit to frisco and all these uptight wimmin in skirt suits and pantyhose looked SO ODD after years of us living in the bush and surf city.being a nudist i am NOT A BIG LINGERIE FAN, except as foreplay, but its amazing how a fashion staple has been replaced by bare legged tans esp. down here and in Hollywood.were tanning salons more powerful than the pantyhose industry or did practicality triumph over stupid fashion? "Basic Instinct" -SHARON STONE maybe??? when Gable took his shirt off in some movie scene and stood bare chested, under shirt sales are alleged to have dropped precipitiously (sp?).

down here i often look for VPL while waiting on SM and Soul Mate reminds me IF IT'S A THONG THEN SHE HAS NO VISIBLE PANTY LINE.good point.
we had a interview with a reporter from the local rag at San Lorenzo Park last year,where we and others were sitting on the grass in crip protest/solidarity. she stood awkwardly and i realized she was going commando in her tight mini, so i gave her a clean bandana so she could kneel modestly, she gave us a nice write up too.MY EX-THE MIRAGE...no, i won't go there today.

with all this TERROR VIBE GOING ON maybe GOING COMMANDO WILL BE MANDATORY AT AIRPORTS TO SPEED ALONG THE CAVITY SEARCH LINES? good idea or not? exploding adult diapers, tampons, suppositories or dildos? just a thot...SIGH.

i had several gf's i convinced to let Da Fur breathe. they said IT MADE THEM FEEL NAUGHTY,so far so good.i was going somewhere with this, i think i had a point or am i just going to fritter away pointlessly Rooney-esque...

MINISTRY OF FUR
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MOTHERS DAY

"I know The Buddha say ALL LIFE IS SUFFERING but still sometimes Life is a MOTHERF...."HO CHI ZEN,amen.

aloha,
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO MY EX- THE MIRAGE,despite everything seeing our sons born still rank as among THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE! thanx...

to OLDER MOMS i hear cheap catfood mixed with Top Ramen noodles and soy soss ain't too bad.

to YOUNGER MOMS the MSM sez almost HALF OF ALL MODERN PREGNANCIES ARE UNINTENDED,WTF you guys?

why is THE PALIN SLIME FAMILY on the cover of USA WEEKEND insert today? are they exemplars of US Family life now? OMFG...

okay, i am running outta NIce so..

MINISTRY OF FERTILITY
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Saturday, May 8, 2010

MUMIA TEA BAG ANLAYSIS

FWD from O WISE HOWARD...

Tea Parties and Fear of the Future
[col. writ. 4/24/10] (c) '10 Mumia Abu-Jamal

For every event in society, there are at least two sides; the side seen; and the side unseen.

Oftentimes, the side seen is simply that which coincides with media narratives, a perverse kind of shadow theater, where the media, by its choices of what to cover, and what to ignore, writes the script of social reality.

All of us saw this several years ago during the run to the Iraq War, where the government, using all the tools at its disposal, mobilized the media to make the Iraq War seem inevitable - and indeed, made the illogical, seem logical.

According to some published accounts, Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein didn't believe the U.S. would actually invade until the bombs began to fall, for he - a logical man, after all - never could accept that Americans could be so silly.

The U.S., you remember, armed his forces during the ruinous war between Iraq and Iran, where nearly a million people died. He knew therefore, that a U.S. invasion would badly weaken Iraq, and strengthen Iran considerably.

This, he reasoned, made no sense from the standpoint of U.S. interests.

As time has taught us, governments can be silly, driven by constituencies and class forces into martial madness.

The Tea Party groups are one such constituency. They are a group trying to race back to a past that looks brighter in the present than it did in its own era.

They want the incomes that made upwardly mobile lifestyles possible for millions until policy makers sold them down the river with NAFTA (North American Free Trade Agreement) and other such pacts which rushed manufacturing jobs out of America forever.

They want the economic security that their grandparents fought for, without the unions which made that security possible.

In essence, they want yesterday, without the struggles that shaped those days.

They want white supremacy (with a few colored tokens), English only spoken (again, ignoring the many tongues of their grandparents), and eternal war against the threatening, dark Other (Muslims, Chinese, Blacks, Mexicans, Venezuelans, etc.)

Isn't it ironic that they chose an historical image, The Boston Tea Party, where Bostonians dressed like Indians, to sabotage, destroy, and throw overboard shipments of British tea, to protest taxes? I've often wondered, why did they dress like Indians? Why didn't they simply wear masks?

Why didn't they wear their own clothes -- or their own faces - unless they feared the repressive responses of the British Army?

Why dress as Indians, unless they were trying to provoke an Anglo-American attack against neighboring Indian tribes?

The Boston Tea Party always struck me as an action laced with fear.

Perhaps it is thus fitting that such an historical image arises in the present age.

For, above all, they fear the one constant in the universe: Change.

--(c) ;10 maj

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Thursday, May 6, 2010

JABBEROCKY?

"We owe to the middle ages the two worst inventions of humanity-gunpowder and romantic love." ANDRE MAUROS

aloha,
OK OK, lemme get this straight.

GREECE
the rich and super rich controlling BOTH PARTIES played CASINO CAPITALISM with the nations wealth and LOST.then the EU is summoned to get a BAILOUT and the middle and working class must then take wage cuts,pension cuts, delayed retirement and higher taxes BELT TIGHTENING.so who exactly is tightening the belt around the necks of the predators who got them into this mess? oh right NOBODY.(fill in the sighs)

Hmmmm, why does this sound so familiar???

HUHH?
yesterday, cinco de mayo, six white students at LIVE OAK school in Morgan Hill (south of san jose) were sent home for WEARING AMERICAN FLAG THEMED CLOTHING...SIGH. students wearing Mexican themed flags were not...what FIRST AMENDMENT?

meanwhile the NRA and gun lobby is fighting the argument to disarm peeps on the TERRORISTS WATCH LIST (oxymorons?) based on their myopic often nebulous interpretation of the 2ND AMENDMENT. rim shot?

did i miss the memo-the inmates ARE running the asylum,right?...into a brick wall of crazy?

BTW plus the stock market dropped 900 POINTS IN 30 MINUTES and they are still pointing fingers of blame towards...

MINISTRY OF FAILED SANITY
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Wednesday, May 5, 2010

POLLING 2

"I call my breasts BOOBS because that's the kinda men they attract." embittered middle aged ex Vegas showgirl turned peepshow dancer.

aloha,
being a writer/artist,i am by nature an Nosy SOB,so....

THE ICE CYCLE
begin around age 3 or 4 getting up at 4.30 to practice skating, if not home schooled, after regular classes you take classes in ballet and gymnastics there skating until dinner, then homework.all this is VERY EXPENSIVE but the goal is to win ribbons then state and national championships them get to the OLYMPIC TRIALS THEN THE OLYMPICS hopefully win a medal or two, compete in two or three Olympics,get some fame, join an ice show then later open a skating school and repeat the cycle.i was told all this by an attractive but broken blonde who worked at a frisco strip show..she had blown out both ankles at Olympic Trials and disappointed her exhausted parents.she fled her parents and having no other skills began taking her clothes off for money. i asked what her plans were for the future and she just stated out the dirty cab window forlornly.sigh
tangent
met another woman, a tall thin brunette who trained as a ballerina..blew out both ankles as a teen then became a p.i. for Melvin Belli.same choices...?

EBONY AYES
i think that was her name, a truly beautiful and busty blakc porn start Korak the Killer dragged me to see in downtown oakland.
tangent
oakland between 14th and jack london square usedta be like 6th in frisco circa 1971 on-seedy, shabby, full of SRO pensioner hotels, pawn shops and sex shows..then REDEVELOPMENT CAME IN torn all that stiff out, chased the poor elsewhere and expanded the local chinatown, built tourist hotels and federal bldgs and so on.he old oakland had a kind of grimy charm and humanity but the new stuff is as sterile as a surgeon's knife and after dark is a charmless ghost town.

anyway a block or two from JLSQ was a large porn shop which added a small backroom stage and seats for touring porn stars to prance on. i had never heard of this Ebony woman until they played her videos before she came out to strip and dance.Korak insisted we sit in the front row, mere inches from the 18 inch high stage,close enuff to smell her stale perfume sweaty costumes and body heat.she did Q & A after and Korak may have slept with her as i know he went back to see her other shows and he was A VERY GOOD LOOKING MAN...catnip for da ladies.

FRISCO'S NORTH BEACH
when i lived at the dante hotel in frisco's bawdy North Beach, i lived above CAROL DODA'S dressing room and her her cranky pottymouth every single night while IVAN ( a damn good nude photographer)yelled NAKED NAKED NAKED into the night.that was the Condor topless club which went naked eventually, they built a piano on a hydraulic lift for Doda's return and one night after hours, a naked dancer and a bouncer were merrily screwing atop it when they triggered something accidentally and were crushed to death.a lot of strippers and sex workers lived in the dante so did hypes and theives.i...no, that is too gory a story for here, maybe later.another hotel nearby in the same price range,poverty stricken & welfare, was the swiss-american. i walked down there one day to check it out and a white man fell or was thrown from a second floor window and landed practically at my feet on the unforgiving concrete. i stared at him startled as he grumbled,picked himself up and stumbled away..i did not go in.

North Beach was very hard core in those days (@1971 thru @1980s),i once almost had to fight a pimp who thot i was ogling his barely dressed petite blondes goods-actually my friend Korak was doing the ogling but the black pimp thot i might recruit his meal ticket or something.he bluffed about kicking my ass etc etfc YOU CAN TRY i advised but he was all talk.

more to come????

MINISTRY OF MEMORY
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POLLING?

"If you work without a shirt on and so does your husband... YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK>" JEFF FOXWORTHY

aloha,
just lite stuff today.
i was stopped at a red lite and saw some three year old white girl working a parking meter like a stripper pole...oh wow, i thot as the slideshow of stripper poles streamed thru my head.when i was young my dyke cousin did sex shows for drugs and money with her ex con girlfriend then i met whores and strippers along the way as i aged. i went to strip shows at least once a month when i lived in frisco and even attended the Mitchell Bros once or twice but the UZI armed goons made my dick go noodle limp and the strippers were predatory in their exhortations to finance them NOW.(later they became my clientele when i drove taxi).

in those days $5 could get you in.
when i lived in LA in the late 60s one of the last burlesque houses in the combat zone near the Greyhound station went from striptease and fan dances to full on nudity.it was nice. on payday i would get some fish & chips at a place next door and take a balcony seat, the girls could actually see you and talk to you. it humanized everything.so it was not just dirty sex perversion, it was lite hearted interactive fun.

i went to a cinema turned strip show on market street once and when the girls came off the stage and started lapdancing thru the audience for money i left,however not out of prudery I AM NOT A DOG.later one of my co workers bragged of getting a $5 handjob and stinkfingers from a crackwhore there,whopppeee.
HE WAS A DOG & EX COP.

i always liked it better when you could talk to the wimmin...saw CHESTY MORGAN once and she held q&a afterwards while holding up her huge shelf of titties,the lites went up and suddenly everyone was visible while she was still naked with a mic, small theater held no more than 50.who was it...Belle Starr? Tempest Storm? or one of the other BQ stripteasers did a show and also walked around nude talking to her fans after.

so poledancing was something you did at the sub basement of the social register, then pretty girls started doing it to get thru college or art school then it became HIP IN HOLLYWOOD and i have seen STRIPPERCISE ads and The Y offers poledancing classes and now three year olds (where was her mom?)....HUGE HUGE SIGH.

as a friend of mine usedta say SOMETIMES I THINK I'VE LIVED TOO LONG.

BTW
DEMOCRACYNOW today has more deep b.g. on BP and their long history,often lethal,of dirty and undone clean ups and lite fines. check it out if you're not already ALL OILED OUT.

that's it.

MINISTRY OF FULL FRONTAL
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Tuesday, May 4, 2010

BLOGGY?

"blogging? Isn't that like addictive...and it's like on there FOREVER?"
FRED who i met at a movie screening last night.

aloha,
yes ANON, i promise to clean it up soonest :)....

OIL SPILL
despite what most of the tv pundits tell you, the oil found in the gulf is SOLD ON THE OPEN MARKET & NOT DEDICATED TO AMERICAN USE. slightly different perspective on ruining the Gulf economy now eh?

"FOREIGN"
"HEART OF THE FACTORY" was the subtitled movie we saw last night, about the Argentine take over of a ceramics factory.as gringos i think we underestimate exactly FOREIGN other people are, in this docu people DIED FOR THEIR JOB, not for the factory owner but to take over the factory and run it as a co-op.they were repeatedly beaten, teargassed, shot, women were kidnapped and abuse and this was over 4 to 5 years not some overnight excursion.NOBODY HAS FAITH IN THEM..EXCEPT THEMSELVES.this is the True Meaning of Labor Day HUGE SIGH.

ANARCHISTS?
speaking of gringos... saturday there was an evening May Day march in downtown sata cruz which dissolved into Organized Chaos.lemme splain...apparently anarchists there called a flash mob via the internet posted online and at an anarchist cafe (?) downtown. first they staged a lot of bogus 911 calls around the town to distract the police who were lightly staffed that night since all previous marches over the years had been non violent.so anarchists invited peeps to come PARTY and promised MAYHEM, which did not worry the cops as santa cruz is a party town...so about 250 people are marching peacefully then suddenly about two dozen people in black hoodies and bandanas begin lighting TORCHES! and hurling bowling ball sized rocks thru plate glass store windows.
this where the concept of CAPITALISM is fuzzy math versus local bizness owners etc etc, admittedly there were some national chains involved-jamba juice,urban outfitters,the gap...the cops, being outnumbered some 20 to 1 retreated and got help from neighboring jurisdictions and by the time it arrived over $100,000 in damage had been done over a 5 block area, including lotsa graffiti and paint bombs.
boy did the chamber of commerce get its panties in a twist WE NEED MORE COPS!!!they shrieked feathers all aruffle...sorry, it starting to sound like doc Seuss.anyway, me and Soul Mate, being old and achy had decided NOT to attend that march, good thing too.would've made Great digital video tho, some is already on U Tube put up by the anarchists???
what do they really know about ANARCHY anyway? those courageous ceramic workers in Argentina are descended from REAL ANARCHISTS not like these soft handed cellphone so called renegades.

MINISTRY OF 3RD FIRE
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Sunday, May 2, 2010

NATURE

aloha,
i have two bird feeders on my porch next to the kitchen. one is birdhouse shaped and the other is an open basket with a birdseed ball feeder.the point is i listen to a lot if happy bird song.yesterday i was washing dishes and heard a bird sing.. i looked up to the high feeder and saw nothing, i looked to the basket feeder and saw nothing so i figured they were in the nearby trees but the song continues, it sounded close, so i finally look at the porch rail where a sooty robin is watching me and singing..did i mention the weather has been BEAUTIFUL HERE LATELY!
plus http://www.stateoftheair.org/2010/states/california/ SANTA CRUZ COUNTY AIR HAS BEEN RATED SOME OF THE CLEANEST IN THE COUNTRY!!!!!

there is a road nearby with eucalyptus trees on both sides, planted by the railroad in a failed effort to have rail ties,and when they are wet with dew or rain the smell is Heavenly and reminds me of when i lived in Frisco and walked thru The Presidio at dawn....u should try it.

CLEAN ENERGY?
also while watching tv yesterday somebody mentioned the 8 year "sugar high" of fossil fuel cronyism (OILY-GARCHY) under THE BUSH CRIME FAMILY..while America slept the Germans mastered wind turbine manufacture and the Chinese-Japanese mastered the software involved, all things we could have done in Detroit or the NUMMI plant which closed in Fremont recently.have you seen the jingoistic ads touting Green Energy as an answer to Foreign Domination? well, it's too damn late ALREADY... huge huge sigh. T.BOONE PICKENS called the American Southwest the "saudi arabia of windpower" now we look around to who has mastered this technology and VOILA!

BTW
coltran is a rare metal which inside Every CELLPHONE, people are killing each other to exploit this in The Congo. you're welcome...

also RARE EARTH METALS are needed to build wind turbines, guess who is sitting atop @85% of the world's supply.. CHINA!

while it has been found that BOLIVIA sits atop the largest supply of LITHIUM which is essential to electric batteries and motors...

sh*t, i was so trying to be nice today.FAIL!
they are talking about science, junk science and climate change on cspan behind me, shoulda tried Classical instead...
enjoy your day?

MINISTRY OF TRUTHINESS
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