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Monday, August 30, 2010

O WISE HOWARD SPEAKS

aloha 2u
O Wise Howard on the road,quote

If mountain lions or bears invade my campsite I am prepared!  A special high powered/high potency pepper gas dispenser guaranteed to drove off Grizzly Bears!  Shoots out to 50 yards.  Also good against car jackers and invaders of isolated campsites for purposes of theft and rape.  Remember what happened to the fat city guy in the novel Deliverance who went into the North Georgia mountains?  "Make him squeal like a pig"!  "He's shore got a purty mouth".  Turned him into a gurl!

By the way, that book and movie was the most potent weapon ever devised in the long campaign to demonize us hillbillies.  Even today urban people who travel into rural hilly areas shrink into their locked moving 4 wheel drive vehicles fearing the sight of a porch swing upon which is seated an albino playing a banjo and two unwashed men dressed in overalls and carrying rifles lurking nearby.

I still have a sealed bundle of sage to burn while I dance around my campfire chanting incomprehensible invocations to the spirits of the water and clouds.  When I bought that from a young woman who came into the nice restaurant in Berkeley I went outside, lit it and waved the smoke around, then danced around chanting nonsense.  Two young men and one young woman joined me.  Only in Berkeley.  Possibly I can invoke some of the ancient forest and mountain gods to descend down to Santa Cruz and punish the corporate criminals and phony politicians (and class-collaborationist union leaders).

One must always keep up hope and don't miss any chance to strike a blow for social justice.

BRING BACK THE GUILLOTINE!

Taga Bundok (Tagalog for "hillbilly")


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NAMASTE
MEGA




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C'MON GET HAPPY?

ALOHA 2U,

just a short  observation today..
The Senile, our local daily snotrag has its collective panties in a twist over two new drugs which elude daily drug testing on the job.both are available legally OTC at smoke shops...SPICE a synthetic marijuana and a new to me psychedelic SALVIA DIVONRUM a shamnic herb grown in Oaxaca,Mexico.the latter causes symptoms similar to a heroin overdose and can be fatal when you nod out and stop breathing..

our local leaf blowers in blue, the cops, want the DEA or somebody to declare
both of these things illegal HUGE SIGH.. liken that will stop anything..
rather this misses the deeper point
WHY ARE AMERICANS,AS A WHOLE, SO DEEPLY UNHAPPY?

we are about five percent of the world pop yet we consume more illegal drius than everyone else, the american drug empire has mad Mexico a narco-state and our empty promises show no signs of stopping the violence.Mexico has proposed making ALL DRUGS LEGAL ,like that will solve anything here in Gringolandia. think of all the tops and creative outlets available here while other peeps starve for even the basics, just think a moment...WHY ARE WE AS A PEEP SO UNHAPPY?

now,given my personal history of hullicinagens, am the last person to put the onus on illegal drugs but i have watched enuff docu tv and done enuff research to know that GETTING HIGH IS NATURAL HUMAN INCLINATION ACROSS ALL STRATA OF HISTORIC SOCIETIES..

 .LOOK UP SHAMANIC HEALERS, DIVINATION,.ORACLES ET AL. SINCE PRE HISTORY MAN HAS EXPLORED INNER SPACES VIA THE NATURAL WORLD AVAILABE TO HIM..

but SIGH that was getting high with a purpose.
i used drugs becuz
1.it was happening all around me since birth
2.i was deeply deeply unhappy & often suicidal
3. i wanted to see if what i thot i believed in, was my inner truth ((it was SMILES)
4. i was intensely curious after reading its effects in chemical tech journals while in TexASS

but,as you might have noticed by now, I AM NOT NORMAL in most respects.i worked with a guy who was given LSD by his mom at age four, he was employable but permanently Fucked Up,luckily he was white and could fake it briefly.i have been with hippie families where their six years wanted a hit...plus the peeps when i worked retail near Wall Street had access to the finest shit and purest shit around..

as the american empire we have crippled many countries and ruined many lives with our addictions to drugs,oil. conquest,corruption,rogue capitalism. listen to the GOP saying we've have the highest standard of Living in the world, this is a LIE.according to the WHO we are 36th or something in that region. peeps kill themselves with cigs and cars with alarming frequency, thousands go missing every year-no one knows and after a few weeks no one looks for them

 WHY IS THE AMERICAN HEART SO HOLLOW?
the Get Happy Hucksters have created a 7 billion dollar industry built on unhappiness, which is bigger than porn another addiction i missed,WTF peeps wassup? we live in a big,rich, beauttful country where The Elites treat us like chattel and have decided we are Collateral Damage in their economic world view (TOO BIG TO FAIL VS, TOO SMALL TO SURVIVE)-Wiki BILDIERBERGERS.. it toook less than 8 years to reduce the Middle Class gains built after WWII to over leveraged mortgage ashes.

i joked with a local county employee last week that if Queen Meg the Witless buys into being GUV then all county building will be empty and she homeless so she sould keep the keys for future sheltert, i got a weak laugh in response.
THE AMERICAN DREAM HAS DIED, KILLED BY BIG EVERYTHING...why are peeps not rioting, carrying pitchforks and torches to take down the Monsters that feed on us like bloated parasites?
why why why?

i will write more in this topic in the future...

MINISTRY OF MYSTERIES
namaste
mega

Sunday, August 29, 2010

WASSUP DOLL FACE?

"Patience,n.A minor form of despair disguised as a virtue." Ambrose Bierce

ALOHA 2U,
this will be brief as i spent hours yesterday exploring the dark reaches of human consciousness...our friend PANDORA THE PARANOID'S delusion. found most of them via Google Search.
as i asked before,what did the deluded do for details of these vast worldwide conspiracies before Google?

so i decided to cleanse my mental palate by going to CNN.
what would they be talking about today..40 million homeless in pakistan?
72 migrants in the mass grave in mexico..was it really the Zetas?
the trapped miners in Chile?
Karzai firing the anti corruption DA?
the fifth anniversary of Katrina and the uncounted for victims washed out to sea?
the effects of the BP  toxic oil dispersents on the gulf wetlands?
the failed stimulus of O Bomber as predicted by Paul Krugman months ago?
why anybody still listens to half-gov Palin?
is Glenn Beck insane , a canny huskster,a new Elmer Ganrty or just a whacked out populist/racist  fear monger?
it was as the military sez "a target rich environment"...

HUGE HUGE SIGH
. hope  there is enuff room in the Handbasket to Hell for the CNN management.
the doll face host and three talking heads were doing a ISN'T THIS TERRIBLE Dance becuz,wait for it,
TOYS R US has placed its display of DEXTER dolls (the ethical serial; killer on Showtime) in the same ailse as ELMO (from Sesame Street)  WTF?

if a parent is dumb enuff to let a pre schooler watch both Sesame St and Dexter IMHO Child Protective Services should be called asap..now i watch and enjoy DEXTER,WEEDS, TRUE BLOOD,CRIMINAL MINDS,SPARTACUS,ROME and other adult fare.would i let a pre adolescent watch it? NO.
am not advocating Censorship just PLAIN OLD COMMON SENSE which seems to gettimg less and less common every day.

oops gotta run SM just found some guy who wrote a book DEPARTMENT OF MAD SCIENTISTS ON  CSPAN...
namaste
mega

Saturday, August 28, 2010

:THE MIRAGE LIKES DA BLOG

. aloha 2u    ........C . .. . keep doing what you are doing .. . .there are a lot of blogs out there and I feel that ppl read them because they want to hear the personal experiences of that particular blogger . . .Bryan in Missoula, MT wrote in such detail that it felt as if you were there with him . . . .because of your intelligence, you get indignant about things that some of us do not even know about . . .. or do not know about it in such detail as you provide . .. .as you know, you cannot please everyone but you have always been full of words and those of us that are not much for talking LIKE to hear the talkers talk . . .(when I talk, I am painfully aware of many verbal contradictions so I'd rather do actions .. .) . . .I say keep doing what you are doing . .. .do you like Howard Stern?  I do because he is funny and totally himself . . . .confidence is attractive ..  .take care ..

...Wit consists of seeing the resemblance between things which differ and the difference between things which are alike . . .~Madame de Stael




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EVEN PARANOIDS...

'EVEN PARANOIDS HAVE REAL ENEMIES.:" said about Richard M..Nixon.

aloha 2u,
this is a short one,a Post Script really.
in Google search on Smart Meters for Soul Mate i came across something odd..a PDF which i can read but NOT copy nor Attach to send

Google
www._basset-2005 pdf (application)

the title refers to IMPLANTABLE DEVICES AND SMART DUST, 
it has drawing & schematics and altho most of it was too tech for me the idea seems to be suggest  imlanting peeps with RFID type chips and smart dust, which was UC berkeley device used for spying and watching crowds and cities.

WOW,OH WOW..

first they chipped the cats and dogs,for their own good,
then they chipped store items, for our own good,
then they chipped criminals, for our own good,
then they chipped the Alzheimers patients for their own good,
so when they kicked in my door to chip me, in the name of Public Safety,
..it was also for my own good...


MINISTRY OF ALARMS
namaste
mega

CRYPTOMUNDO: BEING PARANOID?

"I'VE STAYED IN THE FRONT YARD ALL MY LIFE.
I WANT A PEEK AT THE BACK WHERE IT'S ROUGH AND UNTENDED AND HUNGRY WEEDS GROW.
A GIRL GETS SICK OF A ROSE."Gwendolyn Brooks, c'mon & take a peek...

aloha 2u,

SIGH..i am a Big Fan of Fringe, The X Files,True Blood,BSG & Sci Fi, the History and Documentary channels etc etc etc
of late some of punditry (sic) & analysis about Life have proven to be alarmingly accurate...almost Prescient (psi High anyone?)

CONTEXT

Soul Mate has been involved of late in the fight to stop SMART METERS in s'cruz county.,last tuesday i was trying to explain the dangers, aside from the monetary costs and scams, to the owner of the shop i'd just bought a used printer at.
"imagine you live in a house which is built atop a very very powerful WiFi transmitter which runs 24/7-365..and you have NO CONTROL over its power output.." i could tell when his eyes got big that my venture into NerdSpeak had been effective.

BTW i also bought a Brand New 20 inch flat screen to help my ailing eyes plus it matches my new Lo Vision Keyboard  SMILES.

anyway met a Danish woman whom she had seen around at various other demos..it was 101 degrees  in s'criz that day, so peeps crowded in what meager shade there was...here is her story.
she was asleep in some government highrise townhouse(?) she and her dottir has recently moved into, they slept on separate floors.

NIGHT TERRORS

NOW NIGHT TERRORS AND EITHER A FUGUE OR HYNOGOGIC STATE HAVE BEEN USED TO EXPLAIN AWAY UFO ABDUCTEES EXPERIENCES WHEN THEY HAVE BEEN TRANSPORTED AWAY FROM THEIR HOMES FOR ONGOING, OFTEN MUILTI -GENRATION, SCIENTIFIC (?) EXPERIMENTS...
usually the adventure begins when you are half asleep and fell a looming ominous presence next to your bed , the Dansh woman , the conversation began with THE GIRL WHO PLAYED WITH FIRE novels and the authors mysterious death after writing 3 of a planned ten novels-as an investigative journalist he must've had lotsa dirt,said she thot it had a knife,the common belief is that when you open your eyes SOMETHING TERRIBLE WILL HAPPEN...(i'm a lil fuzzy on details here as aside from PC peripherals shopping i had to see my 5th doctor in two days despite 95-100 degree temps..) anyway things passed and she fell into a deep sleep and awoke to find her TV on, she had NOT turned it on.

BTW this woman lives near and wants to start a dark side of reality discussion group..I AM SOOOO THERE!

so she told her dottir who, bring young,poo poo'd her sad another anxious lil old lady, so they switched bedrooms...soon the dottir began to develop unusual symptoms not liked to any disease and when her young dottir's hair turned grey and she began aging prematurely the mom got worried. the dottir reported that it felt like some sort of ENTITY was emerging from her TV (see the near classic Videodrome with James Wood or that THEY'RE HERE haunting movie) and draining her Life Force.the mom sought out consultants and was eventually told to remove ALL electronics from the bedroom..TV,clock radio,laptops,cell phones..LO! after she did this her dottir started improving and is almost back to normal today,years later...

okay i believe that demons of some sort exist and that their methods and motives are Very Old Testament., they may be one of several explanations for the on going CATTLE MUTILATIONS PROBLEM in the west and southwest, but that\s for another blog.

TAP TAP TRAP
but what has all this to do with Smart Meters you ask?
now Smart Meters operate using a form of WiFi and the human brain operates at a certain number of Hertz (unit of EMF measurement) and the human brain is very malleable and sensitive...

SIGH.what if,WHAT IF the CIA covert program MK-ULTRA (mind control) had been sheep dipped (Agency code for whitewashing any IDor bad rep) and was till Alive & Well buried ever so deep in the Black OPs budget....as my thots raced half asleep i wondered if the CIA had taken the step step beyond drugs (see Charlie Manson & Vacaville prison) into electronic warfare and civilian pacification....

SYNARCHY
now when a bunch of wimmin work together,soon all their periods will coincide with the Alphabraib using  Female of the group...

you can do the same thing with the human electronics, it's called ENTRAINMENT, i have some data on that buried amidst the clutter of my Bat Cave.(you can see this with the head bopping to loud rap or rock music.)
there is a book called ALTERNATIVE THREE which posits that Earth has too many peeps and that The Elites plan to solve that with climate change,toxic food and water and new virulent unheard of diseases (Streph or Ebola.maybe? see Laurie Garret's classic THE COMING PLAGUE).
WHAT IF the Secret Government decided to use entrainment to make us all Really Crazy via cellphones,Smart Meters and our beloved TVs? martial law declared, detention and extermination camps..sites like PRISON PLANET and the old Art Bell show must lead to many a sleepless nite over this..me i just take my sleep meds.SIGH.

BTW that Something Terrible sensation, i shared it whit a Rita Whitecotton back in the 60s and we held a seance ti see if he was okay, seems he was descended  from a long line of voodoo priests,anyway too much LSD on both our parts had left us wide open and vulnerable to Some Thing which came to my apartment door and hovered radiating hatred and murder, i say Thing cuz the apt building i lived in was old and the floor squeaked everything weight was put on it and i felt that something dark lived under the stairs..IMHO THE WORST HORROR IS WHEN YOU CONFRONT SOMETHING so terrible THAT YOU REALIZE THAT not even death is an escape...HUGE HUGE SIGH.

A BRIEF WORD ON UFOs

NOT EVERYONE CAN SEE UFOs...


a crowd can be standing,staring upwards and some will see UFOs and some won't (but cameras will,strange)..anyway is was watching  UFO FILES and saw a vid about a UFO, no big except as i watched i saw it transform from a UFO into an ordinary unmarked black helicopter (Wiki /google BLACK HELICOPTERS & CONSPIRACY) but the narrator made No Mention of this.
hmmmmmm, which reminded me that altho most humans are alike in many respects some of us are not...now in most of the food you should be eating
the molecules have a RIGHT HAND TWIST
in most artificial food,man made and some GMOs, 
they mostly have a LEFT HAND TWIST.
now Korak the Killer loved Diet Soda
and could not tell if he had gotten regualr soda or not, i can.
since childhood saccahrin and other phony sweeteners have tasted bitter to me, with no explanation,so i took a food &nutrients class when i went back to college and found that TEN PERCENT OF THE POPULATION has this ability,maybe its something like that with UFOs & faerie lights too?    plus like Sookie Stackhouse in TRUE BLOOD (on HBO)   my reactions to meds tends to be a bit idiosyncratic..recently i found out i was HALF OF ONE PERCENT of humanity who reacted badly to a med i had just stopped taking.   just askin'




"ALL THE PEOPLE LIKE US ARE WE, AND EVERYONE ELSE IS THEY."Rudyard Kipling


in mind and body
stay
semper gumby
namaste
mega




BTW  ANON
think of this as an online extended external/internal autobiogrophy..
this blog is like JEOPARDY not WHEEL OF FORTUNE,OKAY? 


'BLOGS,.BLOGS BLOGS.BLOGS ARE LIKE ASSHOLES..ALMOST EVERYONE HAS ONE. THERE WAS A BUTTON IN THE 60S."everyone is entitled to my opinion"HA.- allegedly said by Ho Chi Zen


BTW you havenoticed the change in frequency in this blog,guilty as charged.
i am now taking pharmacuetical strength iron pills for my mystery anemia and it acts like..a turbo boost to my brain..apparently flushing out old gunk and restoring the clogged neutrons to almost full power.SOUL MATE disputes thisd saying that i've always been funny and smart and inciteful as i porotest that she has rarely seen me at my best and that my diabtic coms in ;91 has robbed of both brain power and acuity.SIGH  guess it's open to debate.
so i feel more myself of hold but now my hands shake a lil bit more than before and my handwriting is nearly illegible which means my journals, going back to the 60s ,will be worthless to any library that gets them SIGH....

Friday, August 27, 2010

Building a Nation of Know-Nothings - NYTimes.com

Building a Nation of Know-Nothings - NYTimes.com

HUGE HUGE HUGE SIGH
..FOR THE FUTURE OF WHAT DEMOCRACY WE HAVE LEFT..
MORE TO COME ON THIS

mega
 PS to ANON,
as usual i am late in responding to Comment but the new template
i just added should help remind me to look more often.

i have several readers plus two more who are paranoid of being an official FOLLOWER (go figure)
so far i have not seen a Gadget from Google which gives me a demographic, but i noticed just like week that 142 peeps have viewed my Profile, whether they are regular readers or not-i do not know...
i have linked to  my Facebook page, so i can talk to my boyz, and used it to advertise my blog, has it worked???
also i do not know.

if you are new reader this blog was formulated as a local crip community forum effort,
an outreach of the Santa Cruz County Commish on Disability
of which i 've been a member for nine plus years (five more years elsewhere).

it was supposed to be a community forum on crip issues and the crip lifestyle...
FAIL.
1. THE  CRIP CO- FOUNDER DIED SUDDENLY WITHIN MONTHS OF THE BLOG RUNNING.
2.COUNTY LEGAL SEZ NO NO AND HELL NO! afraid of the liability issues related to a big mouth like spouting off too frequently...
3.NOBODY EVER WROTE BACK EXCEPT PIGANI ( GOTTA LOVE HER) AND MY EX AND A FEW FRIENDS I BADGERED INTO READING THIS.
4.I ALSO SET UP A NON SNARKY CRIP BLOG ON YAHOO! THIS YEAR AND THAT WAS AN EVEN BIGGER FAIL.

SIGH.

demographics vs giving the peeps what they want...
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT THE DEMO WANTS IF NO ONE WRITES BACK?

i am 62 going on 63,black in still white america, disabled in a country where The Elites have kicked the poor to the curb and i am not of the disposition to be trampled without resistance (like Terminator & The Borg).RESISTANCE IS NOT FUTILE?

look at the Quotes i added to the WELCOME Y'ALL tag.take it or leave it. you don't like what i say then get off your ass and write back.
there are more blogs out there than a feral dog has fleas, if you only read what you agree with (FAUXNEWS) you live in constant fear and never leave your comfort zone.
me as an ACA (Adult Child of Alcoholics) i have been "tormenting" myself, in Pagaini's opinion, since early childhood..if my view of Reality offends you and you want a larger demo..go watch MSM TV or whatever.

according to Wikipedia blogging is a niche market, i have no idea how big a niche is supposed to be....,
in my MEAT SPACE LIFE i am a cranky XLLL disabled old fart and i offend peeps without even trying but i am SMART and despite some of my quirks some peeps like me.

i am NOT seeking to be Popular, was never among the Popular kids in any school or clique,
you want Popular then go somewhere else.

what i am is Authentic and HONEST, it's the way i help raised my kids and the way i have lived my life since the 60s.some peeps don't like that and yes i have bee fired often but praised equally often.
.like my Aspergers son  i have my Skills.

this started out as a short aside but looks like its risen to the level of a personal attack,
sorry if it lands that way.

TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK I SHOULD BE WRITING ABOUT...
AND IF YOUR IDEAS SUCK AND  I  WILL TELL YOU
AND INVITE YOU TO WRITE A GUEST BLOG OR TWO IN THE MAIN TEMPLATE, UNCENSORED UNLESS YOU SAY SOME LIBELOUS.
THAT SOUND FAIR?

mega
out.

R.I.P. DAD...

 "CONSISTENCY IS CONTRARY TO NATURE,CONTRARY TO LIFE. THE ONLY COMPLETELY CONSISTENT PEOPLE ARE DEAD."-Aldous Huxley
 BTW B.F.Skinner noted in WWIII that Intermittent Reinforcement was the strongest, apparently all species hold on to that kernel of hope...


Aloha 2U,
 i am posting this for the day my Dad was born.
27 AUGUST 1917. i have No Memory of him or my Mom EVER celebrating his birthday...SIGH.
there were teasrs when i first read this aloud in sep 1980, mine and the audiences.


CHARLEY BURNETT STONE
(B.27 aug 1917  D.17 sept1956)

father,
daddy,
papa,
dad..

      what can i say?
you died too soon/too late,
i watched too young to
understand
how The War,alcohol and racism
broke you.

you enlisted tp
serve your country,
and they gave you a spoon,
black blood wasn't good enough
or maybe they just didn't
want you to develop
a talent
for killing white men.

too soon/too late
the hero-coward-loser
you were a cook
for democracy.
somehow it broke you,
hhow you never said,
you were too busy
crawling into a bottle
until it killed you.
pickled in despair,
your friends and wife
called you
"STONE"
and you tried to be
and failed.

          failed?
you taught me
about being a man.,
which admitttedly
isn't much.,
taught me and died...
too soon/too late.
you taught me
how to
          love
         suffer
        cook
        play
        and despair.
frail
5'8"165 lbs
all you ever
wanted to be
was BIG
and happy
             like your father,
            BIG JOHN STONE
funny, i first met him
at your funeral
and i could see how
you were haunted by him
even in life
by his huge shadow.
6'6"  @300 lbs
of bronze bald roaring mirth
-a John Henry myth incarnate,
live from the red dirt
North Carolina backwoods.
beside him your stepmother
takes up no room at all
pity..

i have his size
like Falstaff
i can roar with the best
of them
and lie with the worst
of them.
yes,i have
his girth but
i hacve your despair
too soon/too late.

sometimes
i wish you were
still around,
selfishly
so i could have you
be proud of me,
maybe help me
unwrinkle parts of
my life asooner or
explain your pitfalls
before i fell into
them., not that
i would've listened
but still
it would be nice.

i have dared much
and i have failed often
but i have survived
and learned and grown,
without  crawling
into bottles
looking for meaning.
i have finally
learned to accept
myself
and perhaps
i could have helped?

despair.
i am at home there
i haved mined this vein
so relentlessly that
it has played out
leaving me nothing
but
       sunlight,
but i had an edge
which you gave me
with such little time
as you could give
crumbling like
old photographs
brittle to the touch.
          i can count my memories of you
          on one hand tho surely there
           must've been more..surely..
on a bench in winter
in tjhe Big Park
by the swings,watching
you tie my shoe,
i tie them upside down
to this day
from watching you.
            watching you
            cook breakfast and dinner
            and getting the papers
            on Sunday mornings
           -when you were home-
            long before Mom got up.
listening to you both
fight,
as i shivered
helplessly
under the blankets,
pretending to be asleep...

then as a suddenly
adult-child, finding you
comatose on the toilet..

too soon/too late
regrets too often

yes
you died a poet's death
          catching pneumonia

lying drunk in a gutter
          achieving a long arduous recovery
only to snatch defeat
           from the jaws of victory
with sickle cell complications
           and a fatal relapse.

the US Army
takes care of its own...
           so they buried you.
you wanted to be cremated
your ashes scattered to
the winds, so that
every time my Mom got
a cinder in her eye
             she'd think of you...

sometimes you don't need cinders...0
             they buried you
miles away from
Harlem,
in a military cemetary
which city bus goes to anymore,

thus we've neglected your grave
and your memory
only to be jogged even now
by old friends/army buddies who
drop by unexpectedly
looking for you,
               only to be stunned speechless
that you too are mortal
too soon/too late.

sometimes i sleep
under a wrinkled flag
larger enough to cover
               a coffin,
with it is the
Mother Lode of despair defanged;
i no longer fear DEATH
or LIFE...

too soon/too late/too bad
             i hope you understand now
             and can be proud of me.


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COME DANCE WITH ME ...aug 74             (yes this one rhymes & is semi biographical)

climbed the dirty sunlit ladder to the attic yesterday,
re-shuffled some od things i will never throw away,
dusty teddy bears, a bugle and a cap pistol or two
bittersweet broken boxes ambered by dew.
full of tarnished tin soldiers and rainy day parades
memories mausoleum of parental charades,
behind barricades of birthday cake and a choirbook
                                                                        full of lies,
such gentle loving cruelty-their hypocrisy in disguise..
a child's carefree horrors of bogeymen in the dark,
be Good or be Damned and spankings in the park.
praying for Salvation-:if I should die before i wake,
I p[ray Baby Jesus, my soul to take."
its no wonder nightmares made my bed their stable,
bedwetter,unruly 'KEEP YOUR ELBOWS OFF THE TABLE!"
'Enjoy yourself but don't get Dirty!" and other horrid paradoxes,
impossible rules for children indeed, they should've birthed foxes,
with catheter cocoons and  baby silver spoons aglow,
quick slaps and quicker straps as the ultimate lust placebo
loving and hating them, both frustrated at all changes
no wonder my tantrums,. ulcers and long poisoned glances,
shut up in closets,sent to bed without supper,
the gibbet for him and barb wire to whup her.

Farewell to yesterdays nursery-rhyme slave,
Come,dance with me on my pony's grave!



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GOODBYE             sept 73 for JoAnn

i could say
            i never loved you
but it would hurt,
i could say i never shared the
hope in your eyes.
no,all i will say is that
i'm leaving..
that is enough,
              i stand by the door
you are behind me
barefoot and naked in my old shirt
              'can we talk about it?'
NO.
                'did i do something Wrong?'
NO
                   'please please.tell me, i've got to know...'
NO,it's not you...
                   'but why then?'
You wouldn't understand.
                
'i'll try...'
NO.
              the cats watch from your ankles
you are cryig now.
the door is open...
              "Sorry, i'm sorry..'
i turn
               "sorry you couldn't learn to love me too."

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i think that' enuff for now, SIGH & CRY & CRY...

namaste everyone
mega





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Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Thom Hartmann

Thom Hartmann
a brilliant halfway progressive radio talk show host,
SM says its kinda like listening to an encyclopedia hopped up
on double expressos,which he does favor.

SM claims he is probably one of the few peps who can out talk me
(besides O WISE HOWARD),
hmmm maybe on some topics.

TAKE A GANDER OK?

What is Mahayana Buddhism – Introduction to the Greater Vehicle

What is Mahayana Buddhism – Introduction to the Greater Vehicle

each one help one...we all achieve the Greater Glory,
kinda socialism as a philosophical mindset..
the Lesser Vehicle is very GOP
where you gt to wherever on your own efforts & basically screw everyone else,
remind me to tell y'all about THE LEFT HAND (short) PATH
or better yer rent THE SHADOW with Alec Baldwin
while you wait for the Tarentino remake....
THE GOLDEN CHILD with Eddie Murphy, of all peeps, is also an xlnt vid primer.

Zen Buddhism: A Look at the Practices and Beliefs of Zen Buddhism

Zen Buddhism: A Look at the Practices and Beliefs of Zen Buddhism

okay okay,
how could i forget..
i do/did Koans,
meditation & Haiku.
i gnawed at one koan for about five years
and didn't realize i'd GOT IT until
someone asked me to explain it and i could.WOW.

will probably include the koan sometimes,
along this blog journey..maybe i can even find
the Complete Works of Ho Chi Zen but he and it are both very elusive.

Zen Buddhism - ReligionFacts

Zen Buddhism - ReligionFacts

this is my flavas of ZEN
i do both KOANS & meditations, i know i can do better...

What do Buddhists believe - Beliefs of Buddhism

What do Buddhists believe - Beliefs of Buddhism

in case you're wondering,
it only LOOKS easy, i tells ya...
IMHO
like martial arts the common wisdom is
you invest five years to get
concrete result..no, mot becoming a stick in the mud.
a new & improved You...

FactCheck.org

FactCheck.org

"just the facts m'am"..TVs Joe Friday ion Dragnet

Moral Politics - A Morality-Based Political Test

Moral Politics - A Morality-Based Political Test

alas c'est moi...

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

A Bush in the Hand: Sasha Grey and Pubic Hair-Phobia | Good Vibrations Magazine

A Bush in the Hand: Sasha Grey and Pubic Hair-Phobia | Good Vibrations Magazine

Diary of a Nudist: AANR Refuses to Sign San Onofre Nude Beach Petition

Diary of a Nudist: AANR Refuses to Sign San Onofre Nude Beach Petition

Naked Drumming..... Whatever Next? | RANT-HERE.COM

Naked Drumming..... Whatever Next? | RANT-HERE.COM

BFC : ENP: Civil Nudification

BFC : ENP: Civil Nudification

Body Freedom Collaborative (BFC) - Question Shame

Body Freedom Collaborative (BFC) - Question Shame

Naked Protesters & Nude Activists

Naked Protesters & Nude Activists

Welcome | Outsiders

Welcome | Outsiders

Paranormal News

Paranormal News

Obiwan's UFO-Free Paranormal Page > General Paranormal Links

Obiwan's UFO-Free Paranormal Page > General Paranormal Links

Fortean_times encyclopedia topics | Reference.com

Fortean_times encyclopedia topics | Reference.com

THE ANOMALIST: World News on UFOs, Bigfoot, the Paranormal, and Other Mysteries at the Edge of Science

THE ANOMALIST: World News on UFOs, Bigfoot, the Paranormal, and Other Mysteries at the Edge of Science

Fortean Picture Library: a pictorial archive of mysteries and strange phenomena; and books by Janet and Colin Bord

Fortean Picture Library: a pictorial archive of mysteries and strange phenomena; and books by Janet and Colin Bord

CRYPTMUNDO 1.0

"LO!"the title of one of Charles Fort's books, when measuring a circle start anywhere....

aloha 2u,
\this blog may make you run screaming TMI! TMI! (too much inormation, G Man usedta shriek this when i went off into one of my know-it-all tangents,my friend and sometimes mentor O WISE HOWARD has probably been accused of much the same SIGH.

okay, in reverse order, i consider the spiritual godfathers of this blog to be three men...
GEORGE CARLIN (see quote stage right)
AMBROSE BIERCE (ditto)
and somoene you may never have heard of who changed my life forever,literally.
CHARLES FORT.(u can even  WIKI him up)

now FORT has given us two new words in the english langange,to wit;
1.FORTEAN
2.FORTEANA

so puberty, the books of Charles Fort and martial arts all entered my life about the same time..after my dad died...when JFK was killed, it was the critical thinking skills taught me by Chas Fort which made me doubt the official bullshit.

fortean phenomena  is defined as "any occurrence that appears to defy the laws of nature".
(IMHO this means the current myopic worldview of mainstream consensus science-our new secular mythology. see my prior comments om Bullfighting vs.Bull dancing).
you get a clearer idea of this if you have ever watched FRINGE or THE X FILES.

a few topics i will proably get into later

crop circles
mystery lights
loch ness monster and others
ghosts
ESP/psi
sasquatch/Bigfoot
faerie & faerie lights
crptozoology
UFOS and Men In Black
AREA 51 etc
miracles (see Lourdes etc)
images of the "Virgin Mary'
bleeding statues of same
crystal skullsof the aztecs
pyramidology

the christian bible as an inventory of fortean phenomena
eternal youth
the burning bush
jacob's ladder
methusalah
Samson
ufos and 40 years wandering  in the desert
parting the red sea
prophecy
walking on water
rising from the dead
healing lepers
loaves & fishes
who did Cain marry?
how exactly did God(s) walk in Eden???

so by now,if u haven't dozed off you probably think this is all TOO THEORETICAL
(right Pagani?)   NOT SO.
1.my jesus... i was outdoors in Harlem before my dad died as i recall, and i came to a lil used park area amidst the three square blox housing project.it was daylight and i was not drinking or on drugs, i was 8 or 9, and clear as anything i saw a glowing transparent image of our blond blue eyes jesus in in usual garb beckoning me to come to his embrace. i stood there,looked around for witnesses and found,none,considered my option then took a detour around him or his imago.i didn't think this too big a deal as this sorta crap happened all the time in the bible my Mom worshiped.

2.when i was doing a lot of LSD in the 60s i did few Psychic Readings for friends, i went into a trance and told them things about theirlif4e historys that i,as charles, did not know.
3. when i drove cab i studied Combat Tai Chi from Sifu GATE CHAN who had been raised and educated since the age of five in asian mysteries.
3a. now my Sifu (master, like the term sensei) talked to us about DIM MOK (the delayed Death Touch which killed BRUCE LEE-HE DIED OF POT AND COUGH SYRUP? C'MON. )  which is based on forcing the CHI into acupuncture points.now i have felt The Chi Flow and it was FABULOUS!

Chinese "Magic"..so one day Sifu showed us a vid he'd made at a Hong Kong martial arts fest..wherein a muscular man,stripped to the waist, submerged both fists into clear bowls of water maybe one or two ponts of water full..THE WATER THEN PROCEEDS TO DISAPPEAR INTO HIS BARE HANDS...then he jumps off the stage and runs thru the audience before going back to the stage and opening his handsa so that the water all returned.we, the class,sat all agoggle as the ever practical Sifu poo poo'd this as ALL A TRICK.WHAT GOOD IS IT? WORTHLESS FOR FIGHTING.   SIGH.

3b.
one thing i knew that my Sifu didn't, based on my own experience.
INVISIBLE ARMOR
now if you are a big fan of kung fu or samurai films you've noticed warriors doing battle with blow that would kill any normal person, you proabbly thot this was hyperbole or exaggeration,it is not.
now my Sifu poo poo'd Invisible Armor as being limited to only specifc parts of your body WHATCHA GOIN DO? ASK THE GUY ONLY TO HIT YOU HERE OR HERE,.WORTHLESS.as i said very practical the Chinese..trouble is, years ago, using mu self taught karate (hard style via Bruce Tegner How To books)
I HAD GOT INTO A FIGHT UTILIZING INVISIBLE ARMOR ACROSS MY ENTIRE BODY...now in those day i was strictly old school .

BTW one of my friends in Clinton H.S.. was a chinese american (ABC0 whose father was a karate tecaher so at fifteen he was already a 3rd dan black belt, somehow it came about that he invited me to join him at a martial arts exhibition. i did not think it that big a deal until i got there and saw that out of about 200 peeps i was one of about nine round eyes  ( non asians) so i saw the 70 year old plus founder of AIKIDO SNAP A PAIR OF BRAND NEW POLICE HANDCUFFS WITH THE EFFORT IT TAKES TO FLIT DUST OFF YOUR SLEEVE, THEN HE SPARRED WITH 8 BLACK BELTS ALL IN THEIR 30S AND FLUNG THEM AROUND LIKE RAG DOLLS.

THEN..MY INTRODUCTION OF KING FU AND CHI FOCUS..a young man takes about ten concrete roofing tiles and sets them up.now MAS OYAMA,founder and sensei of the karate i studied was known to have killed a live bull charging him,using only his hands and feet, and pictures of him smashing ten to twenty roofing tiles were aplenty even then (the early 60s)..

FIVE THRU EIGHT, he announced without fanfare , put down some burlap fabric,took a second or two to focus then slapped the tiles rather vigorously. note i say SLAPPED NOT PUNCHED. so someone from the audience came up and removed the burlap and removed the tiles one by one showing them to the crowd, did i mention i was one or two rows back from the mats-a signal honor! so each tile was intact and unbroken until he got to five thru eight which were PULVERIZED RUBBLE while nine and ten were unscathed.WOW!

anyway back to the fight, a guy in my debate group at the YMCA had been rubbing me the wrong way for months, thot he was a Harlem hardcase and badass, but he wasn't and he was pretty but stupid. so one meeting i decide to 'throw down' (fight).now i had fought six guys recently with my back against a wall and had come out with only a few bruises so i was fairly confident i could take him but first-foolishly in retrospect-i had to see what he knew.i quickly found out he was taking classes and not the How To books i was used to-a back fist to the face sent my glasses flying, then a flurry of punches followed by a jump kick to the solar plexus BUT HE BOUNCED OFF ME AND I WAS BOTH NOT STAGGERED NOR HURT,i hardly noticed as i closed the room around him by herding him into a corner.he tried every trick and lesson in his arsenal then i saw it..I SAW THE FEAR IN HIS EYES, GROW LIKE TOXIC WEEDS heh heh heh..

i had won.i allowed three guys to pull me off him so that i didn't do any lasting damage but i broke his spirit using a technique i would not hear about until a decade later.( Cool eh? Z man.)

4.where was i?
faerie,note the spelling, these are now the Disney creatures like Tinkerbell. the faerie/elfs AKA THE SIDDHE (pronounced SHEee) like Lord OF The Rings use THE OLDE MAGICKES and were know to kidnap peeps,steal and switch babies,destroy entire cultures etc etc.there wa some guy in england  around the 1900s who actually managed to photograph some faerie at their so called  fairy rings..think i still have hos book around here somewhere.now one sign of faerie are the faerie lights,which are in fact a lot like Tinkerbell, lil points of intelligent interactive lights usually seen far from civilization.

THE BOONVILLE BUZZ circa 2000

now Mendocino County is remote,mountainous and sparsely popluated, we lived atop a small mtn for about five years and i was MISERABLE, it felt like my soul was sinking into The Abyss.so,being the nosy beings that we are, Soul Mate and i soon heard about The Boonville Buzz-allegedly a secret military experiment in mind control? mass hypnosis? weather control? nobody knew. what they DID know was that once or twice a week between about three and five ayem something happened which drove animals crazy, rattled the fillings in your teeth and the dishes in your cupboard.Area 52 West maybe?
so after two hundred plus blogs you probably realize that i am fairly and often unfairly rational and sane (BTW i DO have test results proving this,i took Psych Measurement classes at SF State)... my ppint is i began seeing fairie lights outside my west bedroom window at night (it faced Boonville thru some mtns), if i looked away they (sometimes there were more than one)  would follow my glance if i closed my eyes rapidly they did tricks, this has never happened before or since but i usually live in cites not on mountaintops.now Soul Mate herslef actually saw them once or twice but now claims to have no memory  of it...

BTW no i DO NOT HAVE A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY BUT I USED TO,most of these blogs are done without notes using only what i can dredge up. i have seen the term HOLOGRAPHIC MEMORY used, i like that better as sometimes i see only a fragment of something then pull it into clearer focus and 'all is revealed'.

hmmm,
i seem to have wandered far afield from what i wanted to see and it s'posed to be AT LEAST 98 degrees here today and i have yet another medical appt to attend and my 15 crabby HP printer just died.

some Links... 

WIKI Chas Fort
Google
Fortean Times zine
Fortean Picture Library
The Abnomalist
hell, just Google Charles Fort and you get over 36,00 hits. some day in darkest winter qwhen your mind is getting flabby...


one last thing, Fort wrote most famously about lights moving across lunar crater visible thru any cheap telescope in the early 1900s, rains of frogs or fishes...species specific apparently despite 'scientific explanations'...we humans are a superstitous species and we like our stories dumbed down and easily digestible.Baaaaaa, Baaaaa.....





"OBSCENITY IS WHAT HAPPENS TO SHOCK SOME ELDERLY MAGISTRATE."- Bertrand Russell, which is probably how this blog came to its NC17 rating..fuck it...

MINISTRY OF MYSTERIES
namaste
mega

Sunday, August 22, 2010

poetry

aloha 2u,
The Mirage read the first poet posted and declared it sufferable, she liked the tempo, you get the idea. and now for something completely different..

HAIKU
context  5-7-5 17 sylabbles in all
subject
a THEN b THEN ab
ready or not..this is from jun 1979

past regrets linger
    Mt.Shasta stands forever
cool ashes bank flame.

the wineskin empties;
       Mt.Shasta's mystic beacon,
snowfall suicide.


burning autumn leaves
   Mt.Shasta bleeds sunset
nostalgia gnaws me.


more golden sunsets
    awesome October autumns
we're all beautiful...

tattered walls,couches,
       Ogam script-Druid sacret slash
how smug cat scholars.



context..unlike The Mirage i am not bipolar, i usedta get suicidally depressed from screwing all the wrong wimmin (see future poems about them) so in my 20s i had decided to hitch to Mt.Shasta (america's Mt.Fuji)..drop acid,waut for the peak at sunrise then open my wrists with a hunting knife...i got as far as French Gulch, about 200 miles south i think where i met an old white guiy who gave me a ride in his dark green pick up. his wife had just died and he was still one of the happiest and most sane i have ever met. he turned me around in so many way  SIGH, so if you hate this stuff Blame Me but not him..forshadowing refs to Shasta and bleeding sunsets imagery...

okay these are loosley collected as BLINKINGS
kinda haiku-esque and i still think kinda nice.

sleeping lady ride
your dreams
here
into my arms.

madly fucking
on the couch
and
your mom
walks in.
(no,i thot you
locked it..)


perhaps
i don't love you
as you wish.,
.only as
you are.

welfare check day,
ruptured mailboxes,
Nod Squad
              flying
                               high...

(*Nod Squad;very old NYC slang for heroin junkies,
they break into mailboxes on "Mothers Day"
-when welfare cjecks came in).

how
does one
explain DEATH
to a child?
SNOWFLAKE CATCHER.!

labels
labels
what of it?
what
is LOVE, really?
we are ONE
togerther
lets make memories...

this one is about PITT THE MONSTER

Be Cool!
the Irish Werewolf
is
an Honorary Negro.

this one is not...
what
a lovley place
for a mole
or is ti
a tattoo?




what i love
about biking,
your ripe ass
in
patched levis.


dirty lil girls
grow up

sadly
into prim n proper
mommys.


painted ladies sit
wilting inside
dusted with melancholy
sadly smiling
wan.


why are you crying
love
have you at last
realized
the fate of State Chanpion
baton twirlers?


i truly understand
the value
placed on gold-
sunlight in your hair.


acid saints
holy idiots
psychedelic martyrs...
Spare change?

japanese radio
east german camera
english sportscar
a typical
           american consumer.
(all this was true about me,
 when i was young)


we've been
on the beach
too long
except for
the blonde hair..
you could be
my sister.


TWO VIRGINS;
John n Yoko,
we say
add two more.


young tease
           submit
amazon.


voices rising..
          married
forever.




rain falling
           torn
dreams?


dozing centaur
          ignition
OFF!


spring rain
     spring pain
autumn ladies
        grateful
dying.


summer sand
         warm
beer.




alone together
          Love
melting.


poets argue
          jousting
butterflies.


rain again?
           is God
disappointed?

enuff for today.
this seem like a good idea to you or not? lemme know..

namste
semper gumby
mega

Picasa Web Albums - charles stone

Picasa Web Albums - charles stone

OK, don't know whether this got posted or not.
i got this online somehow, more later when tooth is fixed.
mega

naked paint jobs

...u don't haveta join just to enjoy these pix. not an ad for anything 'cept nakedness..

YouTube - Drowning Pool - Bodies (High Quality)

YouTube - Drowning Pool - Bodies (High Quality)

NINE BAD TEETH...

"COULD A MILLION MONKEYS TYPING ON A MILLION TYPEWRITERS PRODUCE THE WORDS OF SHAKESPEARE OR AN ENCYCLOPEDIA..I THINK NOT. MAYBE THE SHORTER WORKS OF STEPHEN KING KONG  OR THE GHOSTWRITTEN 'BIO' OF W?" Ho Chi Zen, zen cynic


aloha 2u SIGH.,
speaking of Stephen King and other horrors.
BROKE A PIECE OFF MY FRONT TOOTH LAT NITE, EATING POPCORN.
this is where the horror is...a few years back some sadistic pinhead in the fetid bog which is Sacramento, decided that i an fat aging crip with a med file the size of the local county phone book. now i am totally dependent on my Social Security Disability check (NOT an Entitlement BTW, don't get me started)for EVERYTHING!  and still a nooodge (smaller than a nudge) below the Federal Poverty Line.
so anyway this pinhead decides to use the Section 8 Guidelines,despite the fact i have never been on it, to
determine that I AM MAKING TOO MUCH MONEY.. HUGE HUGE SIGH. so of course when you inflicting pain on the poor,halt & lame is to create a SHARE OF COST..(see Co Pay) which is deducted from what i pay my saint of a caregiver. DEDUCTED mine you and i am expected to make up the cost my my non-extant Section 8 money (usually rent is a third of income with a 3 to year year wait after you apply & SIGH.)

yeah right.
so, this being Pinhead Logic another solution is to SPEND DOWN, which hours of calling by Soul Mate unearthed.one method was to buy DENTAL INSURANCE which Guv Grooper had included in his list of so called Optional benefits in Medi Cal (Medicaid in other states)(teeth,sigh,feet,chiropractic,etc etc etc.
so i get DENTAL INSURANCE DEDUCTED VIA THE BANK & my Direct Deposit account., so i'm cool right? got a notice last week that they have re-upped my payments as they sail into another profitable year...BTW i have NEVER used this insurance, despite needing twice a year cleaning i am overhwlemed with other doctors and problems as i go along.

so this was supposed to be simple...
1.get your Case number
2.type it up online for a list of local doctors who accept it.
3.fix teeth
Voila.

yeah right, the reality is that you have to set up an Online Account first,okay no biggie,i follow the direction then the inevitable happens..i am told to go to my last  EOP (record of payment) and copy the SOURCE CODE which is helpfully listed above their fax number,to gain access to the data i need.there is only one gibberish code om my EOP so i enter it 3x only to told it's INVALID (sic). so i look from one of the 2 papers they sent me and guess what? there is no fax number either..SIGH & CRY.
SO HERE I SIT ,SUNDAY MORN,WITH A BROKEN ACHY TOOTH WAITING TO FIND OUT WHETHER THE 800 NUMBER THEY SENT HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED YET..

THE NEXT VID TELLS HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS..

PS.
SHORTLY AFTER READING THIS I DECIDED TO GIVE THE DENTAL SITE ANOTHER CHANCE, ONLY TO BE TOLD THAT MY  ZIP CODE IS INVALID & THAT THE 158 YEAR OLD CITY OR STATE I LIVE IN AREN'T VALID EITHER,oh really??? SIGH.

i think now they're just fucking with me.
what did SPOKES LIAR Robert Gibbs RANT about OBAMACARE vs.CANADIAN STYLE Single Payer? guess that makes me part of THE PROFESSIONAL LEFT even tho i have yet to see a check from them..


MINISTRY OF MISERIES
namaste
mouthy mega

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Picasa Web Albums - charles stone

Picasa Web Albums - charles stone

this REALLY REALLY SUCKS, i just spent FIVE FREAKING HOURS sorting thru as thousand pix after dumping two previous crippled versions of Picasa and most of what i get is one picture turned on its
head.WTF?
am going to try again & again, i don't give up easy. will make a shirt video, so u can hear what i SOUND like too. will attempt to load that too this year  HUGE HUGE SIGH.


GOOGLE HAS ADDED MORE FONTS AND OPTIONS TO TINKER WITH TOOwe shall see.
madness of mega...

Friday, August 20, 2010

YouTube - Male genital and rectal examination

YouTube - Male genital and rectal examination

YouTube - male genitalia examination

YouTube - male genitalia examination

YouTube - Testicular Cancer Self Exam

YouTube - Testicular Cancer Self Exam

YouTube - Live Breast Examination - How to check your breasts

YouTube - Live Breast Examination - How to check your breasts

YouTube - Self Breast Massage Technique - Lymphatic Breast Massage

YouTube - Self Breast Massage Technique - Lymphatic Breast Massage

YouTube - Experiment -Being a Nudist-

YouTube - Experiment -Being a Nudist-

YouTube - naked ballet

YouTube - naked ballet

PUBLIC NUDITY B

ALOHA 2U,

LIKE THE NEW CHANGES?
sheer coincidence that Firefox, Google and me all decided to make changes in Add Ons and Outreach at the same time..even found a Picasa ADD ON..so expect pix of me..eventually but definitely., go check out Pagani's artworks and pix while you're waiting ok?

NUDITY VS LAW
currently the City of santa cruz is an anomoly, there is NO LAW on the books against Public Nudity, you are free to wear as lil as you like on public CITY beaches or city streets ( ditto the remoter county beaches), i once followed a TOURIST FAMILY Unit where the RIPE BLONDE TEENAGED DOTTIR wore a BRASIL STYLE STRING BUTT FLOSS THONG, not a good idea amidst the scuzzy street peeps.she soon covered up...in the 90s berkeley too had no such laws until two things happened, THE NAKED GUY (aka Andrew Martinez at UC) and THE EXPLICIT PLAYERS.

THE 1990s

THE NAKED GUY
now the Queen Bee troupe The Explicits had been around for decades, originally run by a quad crip who organized a group of like minded sexual exhibitionists, the finale of each show was for the troupe to have sex with everybody willing in the audience.. .there were a lot of takers and they soon became local legends with a small 'L'.
so along came the Naked Guy who, clad ONLY IN SANDALS, WALKED AROUND UC CAMPUS AND THRU THE CITY NAKED AND SOON WAS ON NATIONAL TV AND SOME TALK SHOW (SPRINGER i think along with his clothed blonde girlfriend) the addition of a penis added fuel to what had been zero debate on the topic. soon he was caught peeping into coed rooms late at night and he was easy to recognize as THAT NAKED GUY...so when the conservative and mostly elderly female city council voted he was there with his junk hanging out in their faces.thus NUDITY BECAME ILLEGAL IN "LIBERAL" BERKELET.

CONTEXT
THE EXPLICITS
now also at this meeting were two naked women, Debbie & Nina and their pet bisexual housemate Bob.both women wore long hair and nothing else, they were both in their forties and could have used a gym membership as both sagged in all the places common among the middle aged but were not overweight.
now Debbie, a renegade therapist from LA, had spun off and divorced the quad crip sex guy and created her own honeytrap to lure nubile young coed girls into her and Nina bed.

BTW the diff between NUDISTS V. SEXUAL EXHIBITIONIST...is when i am home alone i am always naked, when they were home alone they weren't.

so anyway Debbie and Nina had been around for years demanding the right to be TOPFREE IN PUBLIC JUST LIKE MEN..having a weekly sunday Topfree 'Protest' outside Moe's Books on telegraph, a block from the infamous Peoples Park.i first ran into them when they had a Protest March thru downtown berkeley, i took some vids and stopped to chat.

MORE CONTEXT
a few months before this, Soul Mate and i and another woman went to santa barbara for some kind of health conference, we took the slow route with all windows wide open and watched with interest as a crop duster sprayed a nearby field...he then went over the road were on with ALL NOZZLES WIDE OPEN & SPRAYING.
HUGE HUGE SIGH...WE ALL GOT SO SICK!

so the next year or so SM came close to dying and it took ALL MY ENERGY TO KEEP HER ALIVE and i do mean ALL.

NOW HAVING BEEN VICTIMIZED MYSELF by an ENERGY VAMPIRE (Pitt the Monster & others)I QUICKLY RECOGNIZED THAT THERE WAS ENERGY TO BURN AROUND THESE TOPFREE WIMMIN.so i decided to abscond with some to keep both myself and SM, who was house bound by then,alive.i joined the loose gaggle of the group and found they used 60s style Encounter Techniques at weekly "rehearsals" their members,Nothing Too Sinister.so they had paraded around arm in arm topfree, with their naturally sagging breasts, for a few years with their greying hair and long flowered skirts and nobody thot much of it..then along came The Naked Guy and soon the nation and talk radio was abuzz with da news...SIGH.

now IF,as i advised them, IMHO The Explicits had declared themselves a Church and NUDITY A SACRAMENT LIKE THE GARDEN OF EDEN i think they would've been Home Free...but NO. when the Naked Guy came along they went from sunbathing nude on their front lawn,opposite a middle school, to parading around town arm in arm butt naked.SIGH...soon Moe's sundays became NUDE PROTESTS with them sitting on a towel with their legs open wide-showing their furry vaginas to all and sundry and their naked strolls became longer.
of course the cops soon had their panties in a twist,OMG THEY'RE NAKED! CHAOS IS AFOOT! QUICK,HIDE THE CHILDREN!or words to that effect. and thus the city council began to stir...

now their "rehearsals" utilizing and bastardizing some practices made popular at Esalen, where Debbie practiced briefly she claimed,were the usual touchy feelie GROUP SELF ESTEEM BUILDING THINGS I HAD COME ACROSS WITH THE HIPPIES IN la IN THE LATE 6660S, EXCEPT WE WERE USUALLY CLOTHED AND STONED WHEN DOING THEM.now i consider myself bisexual on a minor scale so hugging naked,usually sweaty men,was no biggie esp. as i was there to siphon off just a tad of their LIFE FORCE-just enuff to tide us over and not cripple them as was done to me (read up in Tibetan lore since the original attacks and learned the various trix of the trade). THE EXPLICITS HAD PUBLIC EVENTS WHERE FOR SOME NOMINAL FEE YOU GOT TO ROLL AROUND NAKED WITH THEM,BE LEAD AROUND BLINDFOLDED AND DO VARIOUS TRUST ORIENTED EXERCISES... mostly Debbie used it as a recruiting tool for nubile vulnerable young girls, Nina was the heart of the operation and most lovable EVERYBODY LOVES NINA! but with Debbie even when she was on top of or beside you, one got the feeling that there was no there there..like she was hollow and if she had half a brain she'd be Dangerous, luckily...she was mostly benign.

the girl sex scam was this, as i saw it, Debbie recruited both sexes to her honeytrap and when the men got TOO CLOSE, i think some actually loved her like ONE ARMED GUY & the TOO SKINNY GUY & the REALLY REALLY CLAMMY GUY, she demanded they have sex with other men in front of her and this scared off every man except for the older sorta sleazy Bisexual Bob,(not typical of his kind TOMAS).
OF COURSE SOUL MATE THOT I HAD LOST MY F*CKING MIND! HUGE HUGE SIGH...being an Ex Catholic atheist she had no truck with Energy Work or Vampirism,so i just looked like a PERV and she was getting demands from her so called friends (Esp. the bisexual nurse who commuted between the houses of her female and male lovers) to cut me loose and despite her weakened state she didn't.
LONG STORY SHORT,by having moral limits i didn't siphon off enuff to keep me going more than a few months and one morning i was TOTALLY FRIED, MUTE AND NEARLY COMATOSE..Soul Mate found a woman to cook and clean for a day and we both crawled out of the energy deficit together.SIGH OF RELIEF... did THREE PUBLIC EVENTS WITH THE EXPLICITS..one at their lair, one at a local community-oriented club which started out sacred then became goatish & profane and one onstage in daylight at Peoples Park.

a few weeks later, before their council sit down, i saw Debbie and Nina across telegraph avenue. two female tourists said LOOK THEY'RE NAKED.ISN'T THAT ILLEGAL? the other,after looking around at the non-reaction I GUESS NOT. A MALE TOURIST TOOK MY PICTURE TALKING TO THEM THEN THEY SAT THEIR NAKED VAGINAS and ANUSES ON THE BARE SIDEWALK full of germs,spittle,dogsh*t and everything else SIGH.

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"I DON'T MIND BREASTFEEDING IN PUBLIC BUT I JUST LOVE MAKING PEOPLE UNCOMFORTABLE."'anonymous mom online.babies,breast milk and apple pie?T+HE MIRAGE could have said...


Aloha 2u,

NEW WORDS THIS WEEK

1.BURKini..a burka designed for wimmin to swim at Muslim Only hotels which does not cling to the female form when wet.

2.SEXTortion when teens sext nude picurtres of themselves and the usual pervs & pornographers blackmail them into sending more and more EXPLICIT jpegs of themselves or be plaster all over the internet for family & friends (per SF Chron).SIGH.

according to INFOMANIA on Current TV there is a lipstick color called, wait for it... ENCHANTED BIPOLAR DWARF, no really...

YE OLDE DAZE

now in the olde days frsico usedta be a much looser and nicer place.for example THE MIRAGE has a BFF we'll call MOTH a beatlike poetess, who when depressed- which was often being sorta bipolar, would put on her best depression outfit-lipstick,a belted trench coat and CFM heels and take a walk downtown to busy Market street at nite, bout 2-3 miles away i think.when she reached a certain point she would unbelt her trench,fling it open and let is blow wider open as she walked exposing all her thin pale goodies all the way the way back to her grim SRO hotel...no she was newer touched, that i know of.like THE MIRAGE she was an exhibitionist and like most sex addicts had to keep raising the ante to get the same high (just ask Bill Clinton).i speak as a semi reformed sex addiction subtype...The Enabler.

BTW during this same era the SF Chronicle reported that a naked female drug addict walked about 5 miles thru busy downtown frisco IN BROAD DAYLIGHT to SF General Hospital to get the help she needed.OMG, I'VE TURNED INTO ONE OF THOSE OLD FARTS, "well sonny,back in my day"...HUGE SIGH.

if you have ever heard of THE EXOTIC EROTIC BALL (formerly THE HOOKERS BALL under Margo St.James and COYOTE the Whores Union) you have heard that pretty much ANYTHING GOES PUBLIC NUDITY,PUBLIC SEX ACTS, PUBLIC DRUG USAGE,PUBLIC DRUNKENESS ETC ETC (like the smaller Pride parades of yore).one year The Mirage decided to live out a Sex Fantasy as she was all smiles are she paraded around in a sheer cape, black boots, pagoda red lipstick, eye shadow,opera length black satin gloves plus her tattoos and piercings.she was VERY POPULAR among the photogs and gropers, being a c*nt hair short of five feet tall she was easy too miss except for the crowd which opened up around her like Moishe and the red sea.it was ALMOST the best nite of her life (see TANTRUM OR DELUSION), plus she got lots of attention standing in line outside first, happily flashing the world.SMILES.

COULD YOU GET HER TOO TAKE HER PANTIES OFF, on frustrated photog asked me.
THOSE AREN'T PANTIES, THEY'RE A TATTOO. with returned vigor he return to his photog joy.for The Mirage had indeed gotten leopard spots tattooed upon her shaved pubes, which trips to the nude beach and nudist clubs very interesting.
DID IT HURT? was the usual stupid question...

BTW "vattoos" vagina tattoos have replaced "Vedazzling" is the trendy thing to do..per http://www.world-sex-news. and while we're down there, as if you weren't already sick of my pubic hair semi-obsession, here's news from the female bloggers perspective...http://edenfantasys.com/sexis/adult-humor/the-blogess-vagina-hair-0729101/

HOOKERS BALL 2.0
SOUL MATE and i went to a revamped Hookers Ball in the 90s cuz her fave cajun/zydeco band THE SUNDOGS were playing.i was in charge of costumes...i got two lightweight hospital gowns for a buck each then i sewed pink flannel lungs with glitter veins and plastic trachea stoma and pearls on hers )she has severe respiratory problems from work)then i sewed a big rubber heart ( i have an enlarged heart) with a fake ostomy bag full of fake urine and dollar bills plus a painted brown erect penis with catheter and scrucnhy for pubic hair.as our buts were bare i sews a flippable panel so that we could sit safely anyWHere, my butt got a LOT oF attention from several chubby lesbians in flannel, they were very HANDS ON.i was coll with that.

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ONCE UPON A TIME
SOUL MATE DRAGGED ME TO A MEETING SO LENGTHY AND TIRESOME I WOULD'VE GLADLY JAMMED KNITTING NEEDLES INTO MY EYES AND EARDRUMS JUST TO MAKE IT STOP.
YOU OWE ME! i declared and she agreed.

It WAS PRIDE WEEK AND SHE FOLLOWED ME WITH TREPIDATION INTO A NUDE POETRY READING IN FRISCO both poets and audience were to be jaybird naked...we checked everything at the door in exchange for a coat check receipt on a rubber band.now SM is no stranger to public nudity and had already been to nude spas in Calistoga and the nude resort Harbin, so once she saw the room was full of naked gay men and doughy lesbians she relaxed.the lesbians kept showing daggers at me with their eyes thru out... Ruth Weiss(?), a genuine Beat Era poet, paid a lot of attention to me as she spoke, about eighty and spindly but confidently nude, i liked her too.did i mention i was the only black there?think one of the lesbians was half black or latina could not tell by looking for kinKy pubic hair as she had none..ooops, therE i go again.SIGH.

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HOLY MOLEY 2

"Liberty does not work as well in practice as it does in speeches." Will Rogers

Aloha 2u,

just a QUICKIE today...still exhauisted from the trip ti White City.

1.EASILY MISLED SHEEPLE
1 in 5 us sheeple (citizens) surveyed think that O BOMBER is a SECRET MUSLIM and mayhaps the muslims killed in all those drone attacks aren't really dead? go sell that to Pastor Jerimiah Wright in CHI ok? SIGH.

2. THE BAWDY BIBLE,
a fun read but way too short @200pp.
"THE UNCENSORED BIBLE" C.2008 Kaltner,McKenzie & Kilptrick (all Bible scholars)published by Harper, look for it on the remainders tale (where found it) or Amazon.

3.EROTICISM VS NUDITY
had a short debate yesterday with my friend jack, who runs the Vitamin Center next to Capitola Mall.now jack thinks that CLOTHES MAKE WIMMIN SEXY and sez there is Nothing Erotic about going to a nudist resort or beach...
half right, sez me.
THE MIND/ATTITUDE MAKE WIMMIN SEXY not the clothes they are almost wearing and i do not go there to be aroused just communlly nude.

4.PRACTICAL BUDDHISM

NOW BUDDHISM IN ITS DIFFERING FLAVORS AND NATIONALITIES IS BOTH A PHILOSOPHY AND/OR A RELIGION (UNLESS YOU READ THE TEXT AND IT IS A PHILOSOPHY COMPATIBLE WITH ANY LARGER RELIGION WHICH ENCOURAGES THE ART OF self perfection, WE DON'T BELIEVE IN HELL BUT WE ACT AS IF THERE IS ONE).. forgive the caps, my new keyboard is NOT ergonomic and the Caps Lock lite is not centered but off the the far right above the numbers, where was i?

right right, so here is something Everyone can do-no obscure costly books,special clothes or training required, you don't even have to contemplate on your navel...

DO ONE GOOD DEED A DAY..just one. it can be simple e.g. try not screaming at assh*le drivers,okay so this one is not that simple.
let a pedestrian have the right of way or let another car go first, open a door for someone ..or you could tell peps about my blog.think of the impact this could have on the planet...SIGH.

BTW "aloha" means both Hullo and g'bye so when my tag ending is curt short,as it was a few days ago, just use the opening Aloha ok?

MINISTRY OF ALOHA SOLUTIONS
namaste y'all
mega

Thursday, August 19, 2010

EUREKA OF SORTS

ALOHA 2U,

CONTEXT i drove taxi in frisco between 1976 and 1980 when i flamed out. during that time i also wrote poetry and read it aloud in various coffee house (see Final Score which was my first public reading) now Vart was both my BFF (sigh) fellow cabbie and next door nabe.he had a self published book of his own..since he was from Petaluma, the home of chicken farmers and i was a zen buddhist we called our nites at the Noe Vally Library 'A BUDDHA IN THE BROODER HOUSE ' & WE GAVE $20 CASH THOSE JUDGED THE BEST POET OF THE NITE.

anyway, i wanted to set this off with a rollicking poem i wrote about MAD RUTH,based on an obscure Denny O'Keefe song...recently i realized this poem is about The Mirage which i wrote TEN YEARS BEFORE I EVEN MET HER! sigh.

so, long story short, i can't find it among the three unpublished volumes i put together decades ago.so the following was written during the same era about the poetry experience, you will notice over time that i went from traditional rhyming verse (a high school lesson) to blank verse to haiku.hope you enjoy (?) the ride..read it aloud if it helps.this is from sept 1978 and you will note that it sounds about the same as i do now,precocious or merely stagnant???... HOPE THE NEW TEMPLATE DOESN'T SCREW IT UP TOO BADLY.

OKAY, HERE WE GO.

POETRY MOGULS

Greetings.all you Culture Vultures
you see here before you
a genuine
poetry mogul.
a patron of the arts
a consort of The Muse
a veritable pedagogue of poetics.

Fridays,disguised as
Pandora, i assist in
the unlocking of
oral sphincters
releasing the flood tide of
free floating anxiety,
the hunchback harlequins
& gaudy painted lepers of
"OPEN POETRY READINGS".

i sit aghast
writhing in the
metered massacred memory
of past ham fisted assaults
on The Muse;
this Rape & Rough Love
rhapsodized as rhyme...
rhyme & punishment indeed.

i ask thee;
Calliope-Muse of Epic Poetry
Terpsichore - Muse of Lyric Poetry
Erato-Muse of Lyric,Erotic poetry
i ask thee fair ladies
if thy know what PAIN is?

is PAIN a difficult breech birth?
is PAIN being stranded in Antarctica
naked with an abcessed tooth
aching fiercely?
is PAIN starting the day with diarhhea
watching your wallet fall
into the toilet...before you've flushed?
is PAIN finding out that The One
you've worshiped so relentlessly
from afar is -upon close inspection-
a bloated biased bigot with bad breath?

NO NO..THIS IS NOT TRUE PAIN!
its not even close.
castration & self mutilation in their
finite variety run,at best,a poor second.

PAIN IS...
being clubbed senseless by archaic cliches
being mauled by murky metaphors
being entranced by a lyric ppassage, only to
realize that the poet they stole it from
is YOU.

PAIN IS...
watching a plodding poet stumble over
and around a beautiful idea/concept/phrase
then pick himself up
and keep going.

PAIN IS...
watching seven minutes of
two old drunks fighting,
together in one body,
using only one dry voice.

PAIN IS...
watching seven minutes of terminal halitosis
having a temper tantrum
aided & abetted by
a tattered rhyming dictionary.


PAIN IS...
watching thesaurus-theatrical prose polemics
plagiarized into pathetic pseudopods of puerile
"poetry".

PAIN IS...
preying that you've heard the last of
endlessly agonized adolescent Angst
and then some zit faced
brings up her life story
wrapped in twine & rhyme.

PAIN IS..
praying that the tedious & tawdry trash mouth doesn't
show up again this week but of course he does
and signs up to go first.

PAIN IS..praying that once again tonite
we will get one REAL POET
aside from the scant irregulars.
some elfin tongued waif dancing lightly upon
eucalyptus,cyclamen & daffodils.
some student of
unicorn racing & rainbow polishing
and perhaps even Mt.Fuji cherry blossoms;
adept in quicksilver symbol-speech
& fairie lore & wistful shire magic.
someone brimming with Invincible Poets Blood,
yea with verse in the veins,fire in the heart,
lust in their loins but LOVE in their belly.
FOREVER MIGHTY & MINDLESS
RAPT WITH THE MUSE.

aye yes, we pray for Real Poetry hallowed & rare as finding
diamonds in a whore's navel or
Salvation's Holy Grail in
the wino's gutter.

pray for us, the ever Buddhas in the brooder houses,
as we stumble thru the blind back alleys of
debris box dervishes searching, forever searching
for the Taj Mahal.

PRAY
for we are proud & shameless,
we bleed thru our scabs
for your applause,
regurgitating our pain & humiliations
for your inspection & approval
PRAY
as we expose our private parts in prosy.

WE ARE THE...
PROUD/BITTER
SHAMELESS/SCARRED
ROMANTIC/CYNICAL
VIRGINS/VOMIT
PRAY...
GOD HELP US
for we are
POETS???
**********
there, that wasn't so bad, was it?

if you liked it-tell your friends
if you didn't-tell your enemies how great it was...

namaste
mega


PS as i was typing this
i noticed how much it sounded like Blogging.
SIGH..."SSDD".

HOLY MOLEY?

" REPORTER:MR.GANDHI, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION?
GANDHI" (gently) I THINK IT WOULD BE A VERY GOOD IDEA."
amen.

aloha 2u,

IDIOTS RUN AMOK
all this tumult about the so called GROUND ZERO MOSQUE is BULLSH*T!
now Disneyland is trying to force a young Muslim woman to remove her hijab if she wants to keep her job.

Hullo? FREEDOM OF RELIGION anyone?

not all Muslim are terrorist, if they were we'\d all be rotting corpses by now. my old nabe palestinian grocer,in firsco, and the other owners of mom & pop stores wanted the same thing most of us do-a life for of Want and a better life for their kids.

ENUFF ALREADY!
lets deal with real issues not these racist undemocratic straw men...speaking of which we saw a Teabagger protest in monterey yeSterday, what in hell IS STOP THE FAART,ARIZONA?????

TOO BIG TO FAIL?

our friend in Marina yesterday bought up the perfect example of TOO BIG TO FAIL..I.G.FARBEN..the makers of Zylon-B for the Nazi death camps, after WWII the broke it up into its orignial components..you might have heard of one of them BAYER INDUSTRIES, the aspirin and pesticid makers. HUGE HUGE SIGH...

THE WHITE CITY

"Liberty is the right to do whatever the law permits" Charles Louis Montesquieu
indeed...

aloha 2u,
having trouble finding the poem i wanted to use for the re-launch,maybe i should call it Coming Soon? meanwhile..

666 A NEW MEME
first all i believe in Prophecy, not get rich quick schemes but the overall big picture stuff.lets avoid the Apocalypse and 11-21-2012 for the moment..

last nite when we got home (see below) i heard two things which made the hair on the nape of my neck stand up.
1. as a COST SAVING DEVICE some elementary school is using RFID CHIPS IN SCHOOL UNIFORMS so they know where kids are at All Times and even whether they've eaten lunch or not.THIS WILL SAVE MILLIONS they crow, a More Efficient use of staff time yada yada.sounds harmless on the surface right?

2. some ex con on parole had cut his ankle bracelet monitor and raped 2 young girls in So Cal.GUV GROPER has signed a bill promising to DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS TRAGEDY as a BTW they mentioned that other ex cons had done the same without the teen rapes.

BTW QUEEN MEG THE WITLESS has promised to cut 40,000 STATE JOBS which even Guv Groper sez is BULLSH*T! i have joked that first she is going to Eliminate the CHP and second empty All The Prison (as a cost saving device no doubt) and stage a jailbreak similar to when Reagan empties the mental wards with a wispy unfunded mandate of Community Support. HUGE HUGE SIGH!

3.SO BRING HYPED UP ON NON deCAF ICED TEA (4 PINTS IN FOUR HOURS (see below)i tossed and turned where they could place the RFID chips in cons,ex and otherwise. THE HEAD OR THE HAND kept spooling thru my thots (see Revelations)..hmmmm. then for some reason i thot of UFO ABDUCTEES and their tracking implants SMALL SIDETRACK..back in the 50s LOBOTOMY was popular, all you needed was basically a sterile icepick which you JAMMED INTO A PATIENTS BRAIN THRU THE NASAL CAVITY THEN YOU SWIRLED IT AROUND UNTIL THEY WERE A DROOLING VEGETABLE.isn't science wonderful? (see movies A FINE MADNESS with SEAN CONNERY, a good book too, and of course ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOOS NEST with JACK, ditto on the book).

so, now being an old paranoid SOB i knew the cons would take measures to cancel out anything done to them UNLESS you planted the RFID tag DEEP inside the brain, either between the lobes or somewhere that any surgery attempt would cause either paralysis or death,so a sterile ice pick, some anesthetic and an RFID chip..CHEAP & COST EFFECTIVE.all in the name of Public Safety and the GOP KNEE JERK rant of CRIME IN THE STREETS .SIGH & CRY?

SO you have been warned TO WATCH OUT FOR THIS OMINOUS MEME plus as an added bonus no doubt they will soon be planting the same chip in ALZHEIMERS PATIENTS..here in "Paradise" we've have about a half dozen wander away form their care home and more than half were found dead.SIGH..to paraphrase a quote i used recently..;'first they came for the children and i did not protest, then they came for the gang banger convicts and rapists and i did not protest, then they chipped the old and halt and lame and still i did not protest,then...' SIGH...

THE WHITE CITY

an 82 year old friend of Soul Mate, whom she had not seen in 30 years,is from NYC as is doing a west coast tour of her blended family.she was at a B &B in Pacific Grove and she was going to join us there for lunch before going further north to frisco.now on YELP! we had found an excellent review of THE WILD PLUM CAFE & BAKERY, organic and wheelchair accessible, sounds good.

BAD
a tiny place,seats maybe 20 and is really noisy and busy, the service staff was attentive,earnest and sloppy, even after being swabbed with a damp rag our paint chipped table was still sticky and our blonde waitress spilled iced tea all over one of our maps and the floor too. SIGH.there were a few outise table in case you like carbon monoxide with your meals...
plus NO HERBAL ICED TEAS in this organic cafe & bakery...

GOODER
i had been up since about six, my brain in hyper overdrive with too many iron pills ( i explained why to my doc I WANT MY BRAIN BACK! I HAVE WRITTEN SIX OR SEVEN LONGISH BLOG DRAFTS ON THE SUBJECT OF PUBLIC NUDITY, COMING SOON..)

the food..in a word TRULY EXCELLENT!!!!
BEING FAMISHED I ATE LIKE A VIKING

1. a bowl of Perfect broccoli cheddar soup
2. a perfect sesame chicken salad (SM had the same and did NOT get sick despite having tummy troubles on awakening)
3. then i finished half of SM friend's Perfect roast beef sandwich and salad
4.3 pints of sugarless iced tea

on top of that, after the coldest foggiest summer in about 40 years, now that school is back in session the WEATHER WAS PERFECT, THE OCEAN A BEAUTIFUL HUE OF BLUE and the traffic not TOO crazy...

THE UGLY

since i was driving like an alert maniac, no not really, we arrive about an hour early in Pacific Grove (PG) so we had a chance to hunt for public toilets (TRY THE LIBRARY a few blox from the main drag Lighthouse, DOES ANYONE KNOW THE MEANING OF " warning,strobe may be in use", GERMICIDAL?)so while SM went window shopping i sat on a bench, PG has a hella lot-as our boyz would say-of bl;ue zones downtown..but what PG doesn't have is brown people.saw 1 young asian female, another possibly biracial and a few latino gardeners in a pick up. NO BLACKS AT ALL...so i dubbed it The White City, even Willits (which i detested) had more latinos and native americans SIGH.

BTW PG is very clean and photogenic, you should go..i suggest.some pix to follow..eventually

AFTERWARDS WE MET ANOTHER FRIEND OUR AGE WHO GAVE US A GUIDED TOUR OF THE CSUMB CAMPUS ,FORT ORD,& THE TOWNS OF MARINA AND SEASIDE. WE WERE EXHAUSTED AS WE STUMBLED HOME..BUT ALL IN ALL IT WAS A NICE DAY TRIP.

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namaste y'all
mega

Sunday, August 15, 2010

and now for something completely different...

"GOING TO AMERICA FOR CULTURE..IS LIKE GOING TO ENGLAND FOR THE FOOD."attributed to Christopher Hitchens on CSPAN

Aloha 2u,

taking a slight break trying to figure out Picasa photo album and to t4est my tolerance of several new bp meds.

i shall be writing differently in the future..no NOT BETTER JUST DIFFERENTLY.
instead of writing in cocaine like rush-i am using the DRAFT feature of the blog to compose my thots first before spewing them on you undiluted. Not to Worry, whatever eccentric charm this gibberish possesses will continue...I ALWAYS FORGET TO INCLUDE SOMETHING..for example, a mere day after i mentioned Tribbles Google News report that Chinese infant formula may be causing BREASTS IN INFANTS..SIGH.

despite the quote above,i will also include some old poetry and haiku (part of my zen studies, the haiku anyway).feel free to ignore anything you don't like but IMHO it will give context to my ramblings...expect one klongish blog this week including new websites for my fave obsessions, sex & politics and japanese culture even?

we shall discover this together,HANG ON TIGHT!

MINISTRY OF MUDDLEHEADEDNESS
namaste
mega

Saturday, August 14, 2010

IN OTHER NEWS JUICY?

"LIFE DOES NOT CEASE TO BE FUNNY WHEN PEOPLE DIE ANY MORE THAN IT CEASES TO BE SERIOUS WHEN PEOPLE LAUGH."-the great George Bernard Shaw, gotta love his wit

Aloha 2u,

JUICY AT 7?

O WISE HOWARD, my friend and occasional mentor, sent me a post lately about early puberty, unlike the newsreaders/teasers he sent the complete article by PEGGY O'FARRELL (www.pofarrell@enquirer.com) 9 AUG 2010.

now recently i saw a seven tear old at the mall with JUICY on her narrow LIL ass and thot HOW SAD & PREMATURE, lil did i know.white girls as young as 7 & 8 are getting breast buds (for "TRAINING BRAS", TRAINING FOR WHAT? twirly tassel trix on the stripper pole??? usually their menses start 2-3 years later and possible sexual activity is not far behind.)anyhow this is the norm for black girls and those around the equator like brasil for the last 30 or so years but now that it is happening to america's pristine 'innocent' white lil girls THE HORROR, THE HORROR!

time to ReMake Lolita?
HUGE SIGH...SO THE CULPRITS ARE ESTROGEN MIMETIC CHEMICALS aka ENDOCRINE DISRUPTORSIN OUR FOOD & ENVIRONMENT AND,OF COURSE CHILDHOOD OBESITY CAUSED ,MAYBE, BY MATERNAL OBESITY (see any Wal Mart line).there are studies plus FOOD INC lobbyists paid to cast doubt over every issue.rampant petrochemical pesticides usage is also cited (what NO WiFi or Wireless EMF exposures like cell phones and looming SmartMeter installations???)

BREASTS & BAD NEWS

1.greater risk of breast cancer later in life
2.ditto endometrial cancer,eating disorders,depression (caused by male harassment?)
3.'behavioral issues' i.e. sexual hijinks in low places

DR.FRANK BIRO, CINCINNATI DIRECTOR OF ADOLESCENT MEDICINE,ALSO THINKS GENES PLAY A PART IN ALL THIS..GENES? NOT TOO TIGHT "MUFFIN TOP" JEANS? REALLY?
NOW CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT DON'T HUMANS STILL HAVE A VESTIGIAL APPENDIX and now suddenly our genes decide to drop the age of puberty for tweens??? SIGH & CRY...?

Dr.Biro found all this out via his ONGOING "GROWING UP FEMALE"project begun in 2003 which follows 1200 girls from cinn,east harlem nyc & frisco bay.
the article also notes that ENDOCRINE DISRUPTORS are found in too readily available pesticides,herbicides,plastics,junk food,detergents and resins. BTW there was a waterproofing resin we wanted to use on our porch but the EPA had banned it, meaning the profit hungry makers & shippers will take it overseas (rugged capital;ism in action) SIGH.

anyway these Disruptors (love that word) also enter the waterways and water tables via illegal unsupervised dumping or trash piles {see HUDSON RIVER CLEAN UP}..SPEAKING OF WHICH, DID U KNOW THAT NUCLEAR REACTORS ARE DESIGNED TO DUMP RADIOACTIVE WATER AND STEAM INTO THE ENVIRONMENT? well they are.the EPA sez it's Safe, just like they said about GROUND ZERO AFTER 9-11 to truly heroic First Respondershuge huge radioactive sighs...
BTW "heroic" is a word thrown around like cheap whores (of all sexes)there is nothing HEROIC about over paid immature steroid drenched athletes or televised car chases & ordinary rescues etc etc,can we stop throwing this around like confetti on news years eve,just askin'

where was i?
MUTANTS?
of course all this exposure to disruptors and poisons will effect a females eggs and any offspring raised or sold.ARE future generations ARE AT RISK FOR...THE GREAT UNKNOWN.all together now LET'S ALL BLAME GAY MARRIAGE...feel better now? (that was snark,ok?)

BTW
have not checked this out recently but the Age of Consent usedta 6 or 7 in virginia years ago..hold the hillbilly jokes, SM is from kentucky and this Leno and his anti redneck humor Suck.learned recently that the term REDNECK came from the bandana union loyalist southern workers wore at strikes and picket lines, as Spock would say FASCINATING..also BOONDOCKS is a word the troops brought back from the phillipines where they were fighting the Huks (Wiki this up?) in remote jungle areas,also the Colt.45 automatic the army used were developed to penetrate 'the thicker skulls of the phillipinos', got racism? SIGH.

who sez this gibberish ain't educational.(misspellings & typos do NOT count)
i was gonna write more about having sex with 'Frogs', no not the french... (chillax,my term for beautiful damaged and usually unfixable wimmin) but i gotta eat and water my plants today.

TRIBBLES (born pregnant & fecund)was my original title for this blog but SM consrtantly reminds me that not everyone is a Trekkie.

MIMISTRY OF LIFE LESSONS (sic)
namaste y'all
mega