NO JAM TODAY

"You get jam yesterday and jam tomorrow but NO JAM TODAY!" Red Queen ALICE IN WONDERLAND

SNARKY ALERT!
aloha again,
by now you know i have a Big Mouth. in person i am much the same, so much so that yesterday at an unnamed county meeting, about the KALIpornia cash crunch fx on us crips and the frail elderly and kids, the chair gave me a list of words to AVOID per the KALIpornia EDD (Employment Development Department). my reaction? "Cool, i'll put them in my next blog." look for the words in CAPs okay?

a CRIP'S story

john was a typical RETARD; AFFLICTED with a SPASTIC colon,STRICKEN with a DEFECTIVE brain, MAIMED by a serious auto accident and a VICTIM of lousy doctoring. his main squeeze joan, was an UNFORTUNATE semi DEFORMED GIMP INVALID often CONFINED TO A WHEELCHAIR while not dancing naked at the Itchy Kitty in Reseda.
john was often seen as LAME CRIPPLE when trying to stuff dollar bills into bouncy hip shaking G Strings but joan liked his funny CEREBRAL PALSIED ass anyway.john was both EPILEPTIC and ARTHRITIC and was often viewed as CRAZY,INSANE or PSYCHO when he asked cabbies to drive him to the Itchy Kitty.he looked like a POOR DEAF AND DUMB old CRIP with his soiled baggy clothes,big head,wobbly erection and SPASTIC WITHERED limbs...

you get the idea.
you're supposed to use the PC verbiage of PWD-Person With a Disability.bullcrap, we are reclaiming CRIP et al like the gays reclaimed
QUEER. "WE'RE HERE,WE'RE CRIP-GET USED TO IT!"

in other news, the Lockheed Fire ( now 4100 acres per the radio news) is burning the remoted hilly area north of here,near Davenport and the local nude beaches. unlike last years fires no ash is currntly falling on me or my unit, no not That Unit you dirty minders.
SOUL MATE is in Seaside today so i am painting my plain tee shirts 3/$10 at Longs, with nasty or enigmatic slogans and pictures.SM once made the mistake of buying me a black tee saying I DON'T GIVE A F*CK WHAT YOU THINK now lives in fear of where i may decide to display it...he he he.
aloha all you SLITHY TOVES.

Mahayana namaste
semper g strings
mega

NO JAM TODAY

"When you've them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow." LBJ

aloha again, i feel trashed this week.
wish i could blame it on drinking or hard living but i can't.

MALICE IN WONDERLAND
when Alice met the Red Queen she was informed that
THERE IS NO JAM TODAY.
YOU GET JAM YESTERDAY OR TOMORROW BUT NO JAM TODAY.
Alice replied that didn't make sense, since in really it meant you never got any jam...Exactly! this was the sensible attiude that lead to the resounding defeat of Governator Ar-Null and his phony baloney budget solutions.stealing from pre K young children and the mentally ill is not a solution.basing a budget on projected lottery revenues is not a solution and so on.
so Ar-Null,presto changeo,sez 'DA WILL OF DA SHEEPLE' want deeper cuts and no taxes EVER.WHAAAA.....???? in my spare time (sic) i am on three disability related advisory groups and i heard that the Sacto Sickos may make further cuts in Medi-Cal (Medicaid everywhere else) including pharmacy service, this will literally kill me so,enjoy it while you can.SIGH.

California is deep in the toilet,
it was preventalbe but like lemmings the spendthrift Sacto Sickos kept insisting there was no cliff in sight...then Reality raised it's hideous head.as usaulu education and health care will take the hardest hits
(if you haven't read Naomi Klein's THE SHOCK DOCTRINE please hustle out to your nearest bookstore or library and remedy this.it will explain everyhting,EVERYTHING!) this philosophy/policy is based on cold hearted market based (sic)MILTON FRIEDMAN-NOMICS beloved by the GOP,Ar-Null,Cheney & W. if you saw WALL STREET ( the movie) think of Gordon Gecko "Greed is Good!" as usual the inept Dims are bleating their condolences with promises of a new state constitution etc etc,we should all live so long :(

in other news,
go to http://www.goodguide.com/ to help lessen your carbon footprint on Mother Earth, i really gotta get out more and stop listening to so much news.it's depressing...
saw the New STAR TREK,loved it, as an absolute novice Soul Mate found it loud & confusing.still on the fence about seeing Terminator Salvation,any advice out there?

namaste y'all
semper gumby
mega