O Wise Howard on the road,quote
If mountain lions or bears invade my campsite I am prepared! A special high powered/high potency pepper gas dispenser guaranteed to drove off Grizzly Bears! Shoots out to 50 yards. Also good against car jackers and invaders of isolated campsites for purposes of theft and rape. Remember what happened to the fat city guy in the novel Deliverance who went into the North Georgia mountains? "Make him squeal like a pig"! "He's shore got a purty mouth". Turned him into a gurl!
By the way, that book and movie was the most potent weapon ever devised in the long campaign to demonize us hillbillies. Even today urban people who travel into rural hilly areas shrink into their locked moving 4 wheel drive vehicles fearing the sight of a porch swing upon which is seated an albino playing a banjo and two unwashed men dressed in overalls and carrying rifles lurking nearby.
I still have a sealed bundle of sage to burn while I dance around my campfire chanting incomprehensible invocations to the spirits of the water and clouds. When I bought that from a young woman who came into the nice restaurant in Berkeley I went outside, lit it and waved the smoke around, then danced around chanting nonsense. Two young men and one young woman joined me. Only in Berkeley. Possibly I can invoke some of the ancient forest and mountain gods to descend down to Santa Cruz and punish the corporate criminals and phony politicians (and class-collaborationist union leaders).
One must always keep up hope and don't miss any chance to strike a blow for social justice.
BRING BACK THE GUILLOTINE!
Taga Bundok (Tagalog for "hillbilly")
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