BEER IN HELL?

"DON'T KNOCK MASTURBATION-IT'S SEX WITH SOMEONE I LOVE." Woody Allen, can't think of any comment which does not involve pedophilia and lawsuits so...

aloha 2u,

these are the dog days of summer, have seen most of the new offerings on SCIENCE & HISTORY CHANNELS,altho a recent UFO HUNTERS (Hist) had some new data about a possible UFO CRASH in aurora tex-ass in 1897 and the continuing CATTLE MUTILATIONS across the southwest.

so i turn to our deluxe pay-cable pkg.
THE SIGNAL a very gory scifi film about electronic signals which turn peeps into killers, a rather transparent allegory given the heroine wears headphones to block out the chaos around her and the Real World gets deadlier every day SIGH (while most of our more elderly nabes watch FOXNEWS).
watched the tale end,literally it seems, of EXTREME MOVIE one of those AIRPLANE style movies about college sex HUGE SIGH.

then something rather odd came on, I HOPE THEY SERVE BEER IN HELL...(LOVE THE TITLE!)listed as COMEDY altho i don't think i laughed even once.a BRO-MANCE was more like it as "a selfish cad abuses his relationships with a raucous bachelor party",yeah right. despite rampant nudity i was about ready to channel surf until the ADA was mentioned in a classroom setting,Employment Law i think.

when was the last time u heard the ADA mentioned outside the news or some depressing public mtg??? exactly.so i stuck it out,so to speak, and turns out this mess is based on a true story about the three main male characters and a single mom stripper.
yesterday i wrote about SHARKING but that is nothing compared to the truly CRINGEWORTHY displays of misogynistic hatred shown here. the fact that its mostly true made it even worse...

the cad TUCKER MAX, who wrote the book and co wrote the screen play, is glib blond and handsome,on the outside.he is shown banging a shrieking deaf chick as the film opens en route to "the full Helen Kellar"(deaf,mute & blind) SIGH.so he and his two buds, one of whom walked in on his GF fellating a white rapper (don't remember any blax in the film and the only darkies were hotel staff,no wait they abused some black wimmin at a bar too).
anyway the jilted guy says some truly ugly things to and about wimmin in the process of learning to love an acerbic taunting single mom stripper who beats him at HALO,before bedding him .the groom-to-be is pummeled by strip club bouncers and jail cops while Tucker gets to bang a heavily tattooed midget stripper (ok ok "il person") which turns out to be his primary goal for the road trip bachelor party to SALEM. Tucker learns his lesson yada yada in time to give a toast at the wedding but i had to endure two hours of bile to get a four minute MORAL...when you taunt wimmin about drilling a hole thru their torsos to have sex with UGH.

did i mention THE SIGNAL was also listed as COMEDY until i actually began watching it then the description changed.of the three, EXTREME MOVIE,what i saw of it,seemed to be lighthearted fun, the Sig was okay and the Beer i would classify as borderline repellant..all made within the last three years. where was Wimmins Lib when this happened?

BTW
i dreamt of snakes and broke my old V PAP machine, got a loaner which pooped out in frisco and,since it was still under warranty, i now have a brand new machine which seems crankier than i am...Imagine that.finally got it working with some onsite tech help plus stuff i had to figure out which caused the INVALID CIRCUIT alarms.

MINISTRY OF MINDLESSNESS
namaste
mega