Sunday, June 14, 2009

NEKKID DAZE

"If the wrorld were a logical place, men would ride side saddle."
Rita Mae Brown

aloha again,just random spew this time.

NYC IS MUGGY
as previously noted,i grew up around naked and half naked black moms in Harlem. not being prone to privacy amidst poverty when they had privacy,despite being Chrisitans,they did not use it.my large mother was naked about 90% of the time when we were alone.NYC in summer is hot,muggy & dreadful. humidity of 99% is not uncommon.i have slept and lounged nude since puberty,still do. despite all this i was never naked in public just in private.

NUDE BEACHED
my first public nude beach was in 1971 in Northern California.
now most men i have mentioned this too say I COULD NEVER DO THAT! why? embarassing erections,like in High School.GENTS,NOBODY GIVES A F*CK (except a few gay guys maybe.) my then LTR GF stripped like it was nothing,after living nude in the caves of Crete for a year.being a man i had to MAN UP and i grew to like it.

SEEN NAKED
before being my BFF,Korean American female KIM @20 had moved in with my then BFF and next door nabe WM Bill V.one day i dropped by and Kim ,unawares, came out of the bathroom naked, yelped and ran back in for a sheltering towel. no biggie to me but Kim had body issues aplenty,plus some baby fat still, she was grateful for years that i had seen her naked and still wanted to be her friend.SIGH.she saw me naked at Limontour Beach when we were double dating,me with Wolf Girl & she with Bill V but that is another story.

RUINING OAKLAND?
me & MY EX (*) were both nudists/artists & into photgraphy.so when i saw a bus bench in downtown Oakland saying EXPOSE YOURSELF TO ART...it was about three ayem and the streets were deserted when i asked my MY EX (*) to lay on the bus bench benath the sign while i snapped a few photos. somebody drove by and yelled YOU'RE RUINING OAKLAND! Whaaaa?
at this time,late 1980s Oakland was neck and neck,bullet by bullet tied, with New Orleans for MURDER CAPITAL OF THE USA.a lill bit of unseen white flesh was going to Ruin Oakland? waaaay too late for that.

NYC BLIND DATE @1970
i have had several blind dates over the years, most of them have ended up in good sex whereas the bad ones have ended in mutual disdain.this one girl was picked up by someone i considered a friend , PITT THE PSYCHOTIC BUT BRILLIANT MONSTER, and we talked on the phone about meeting at Penn Station when she came in from Long Island.i was there at the appointed time,with a migraine, but she wasn't. after wasting two hours i went back home.no sooner did i get in the door but she called from Penn, i told her i had a migraine and to go back home. she replied that she couldn't because she'd taken the last train in. oh Goody.so i trudged back downtown and picked her up. we were supposed to go to a party in Brooklyn and stop along the way in the East Village to pick up some goodies from Acid Jack.

she was about six feet tall, my height, with long brown hair to her round ass and breasts a little larger than i liked but she was okay.so anyway we start talking as we walk across town towards the Village.she stops and says WAIT A SECOND,THIS BRA IS KILLING ME! and before i know it she has stepped into a very shallow doorway peeled off her shirt then bra exposing large melony breasts to the world.all this less than a block from an NYPD station,she doesn't even know me! she stops to scratch slowly as her bare breasts jiggle in the humid summer breeze, i am not aroused as visons of me being beaten to death then shot by some racist NYC cop dance thru my head (it happens still, the cop thing i mean).

WINTERLAND SF
i went to Bill Graham's Winterland theatre regularly when i was young,it's now condos or some such b*llshit,one Halloween they had a costume contest.one woman came out naked in high heels a smile and flag themed red white and blue pasted on sequins.she did not seem the least bit embarassed waltzing out in front of thousands of people.hours later i saw her,still naked,looking for the people who had her clothes and purse.C'est la vie.

FRISCO SKINS
the annual Bay to Breakers race in SF is known for it's nudity and drunkeness,whereas Carnival and the Gay Pride Parade are just happy nude fests, weather permitting. twice Soul Mate and i marched in the Gay Pride legions, i wore a huge blue cape,matching loincloth and white straw cowboy hat.i was a big hit with the Japanese tourists who followed me around taking many pictures (for reasons still unknown ???) one year she wore an Afro wig over her clothed crotch with a large sign saying BUSH STAY OUT OF MINE! we had fun, now i wear airy kilts to any gay parades we attend,nice.wish i had the courage to wear them all the time,maybe when i'm older...

BTW the ASA is American Sunbathing Association, there are competing national naturist organizations,God knows why.Germans promoted modern naturisim@ the 1900s i think and per photos the Europeans still seem more blase about nudity, both public & private, then we too often prudish americans.
anyway i'm back to the nudist internet,it's a slow day in Capitola.got to see more doctors next week so i am resting up.

namaste
semper skyclad
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