Sunday, June 14, 2009

NAILIN PALIN

"It is his life work to announce the obvious in terms of the scandalous." H.L.Mencken on GB Shaw

aloha again,
i am sure to step in it this time but that's never stopped me before...

PALIN-DRONE
i thot this phony controversy was over but it was one of the topics of the pundtiocracy this ayem so i guess it's not...first of all i agree with David Letterman that SARAH PALIN does look like "a slutty flight attendant"( with apologies to anyone who does not work at Hooters or Hustler air charters).
now i am not against female politocs and i do not think that having a vagina or ovaries disqualifies you for public office or anything else beyond writing your name in the snow! (humor there)

SARAH PLAIN offends me on so many levels. she also reminds me of that fired blonde Miss California idiot Carrie Preach-on (sic) the GOP (Grumpy Olde Patriarchs) concept of women is illustrated in their choice of a Red Meat Conservative to run with Grampy McCain (who called his rich thin blonde wife a c*unt & trollope).
1.SP is obvious eye candy despite her cold dead eyes (see Tina Fey).
2.SP is shallow and lies easily, good specs for a politico.
3.SP is ambitious beyond her abilties (see above).
4.SP is willing to exploit her own family for TV face time.
5.SP appeals to the basest instincts of her followers (Kill Him! about Obama Messiah at her rallies last year).
6.SP is praised by Rush Limbaugh (egads!)
7.SP is a warped role model for 1950s Barbie/June Cleaver babymakers housewifery.
8.SP has never sued anyone for alleging she had an affair with her husband's best friend and business partner.why not?
9.SP if she becomes President (shudder) the sale of sniper rifles to Progressives will shoot thru the roof.
10.SP is an insult to GOP women in that, even with a mere 25% of the electorate, SP is shown to be the best they can do. (double shudder)
i think that about covers it.

in other news,
went to the services of Paul Ticknor yesterday,it was a beautiful day after an early morning rain. it was billed as "a celebration of life" and it was. friends and family recounted tales of his dynamic life and there was laughter and tears.no preaching or piety and afterwards 100 plus people shared munchies and stories about TICK.this lead a lot of us battered crips there to reflect on our own services.
i guess mine will say 'he was a mouthy grumpy old bastard who didn't care whose feelings he hurt', this is sometimes true but not always. if a hundred people showed up for my service many would bring BBQ forks to prod the corpse to make sure i wasn't faking (which if why i prefer cremation).

i missed a C PAP appointment to make the celebration,TICK was worth it.SNIFFLES.
enuff bout me, how u guys doing???

namaste
semper grumpy (sometimes)
mega

P.S.for the perverse among you,Yes that is the name of the anti SP porno, versions of which i have glimpsed online.happy now?

1 comment:

  1. Funny you should mention Palin, since I did a little graphic of her this morning over at http://funnyface-faces.blogspot.com/

    The only thing is, I think the left underestimates people like this. Remember, George W Bush got two terms! Palin is W in drag.

    If voters were informed and tuned in to issues, a person like Sarah Palin wouldn't stand a chance - but they aren't. They like a person is seems like a "regular guy/girl" ..who is as ignorant and ill-spoken as they are. Or at least, enough voters are like that to swing an election.

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