Psssst..SANTA IS A COMMIE, OR AT LEAST A SOCIALIST.
why is he always sooo jolly,
what is he smoking in that pipe
or stirring up behind closed doors?
is he cooking meth with all those inbred "elves"?
why are there NO Female Elves, what kinda sexist garbage is this?
why does he always wear RED isn't that a Commie color?
whats with him and all these children on his lap?
seems like another Micheal Jackson type to me.
whats with all this redistribution of wealth with presents?
he knows whose been Naughty or Nice?
isn't that Homeland Security's job?
who checks his papers at the border?
and where exactly is the North Pole,
can Sarah Palin see it from her house?
why is he REALLY sneaking into people's house?
to plant Commie listening devices
or to poison our gingerbread cookies and egg nog?
who is behind this nefarious plot?
it's gotta be the Commies,
still sore after they lost the Cold War....
doesn't the "X" in XMAS
look like the hammer & sickle?
doesn't Trotsky look more than a lil like Santa,Comrade?
"Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable."
H.L.Mencken
Merry Xmas,good will to men and all that good shit.
mega
Are you trying to undermine the very basis of our culture by casting doubt on Santa Claus?
ReplyDeleteHomeland Security gonna get yo funky butt!
Longshot O'Leary