Tuesday, March 30, 2010

YAK YAK

'YOU CAN'T SCARE ME, I HAVE CHILDREN.!"
bumper sticker i bought upon becoming a parent...

aloha
finally had my Procedures done.

first you can't eat from the previous night's meal until the procedures around one monday ,so i was Starving.

second CNN/HLN decided to run a spiel - ARE FATTY FOOD AN ADDICTION? featruing ebery BAD FOOD i love, over & over and MSNBC was no better.

third, ever choke on a piece of food?
no i mean REALLY CHOKED where you yak and yak and yak trying to get it back up.....so they lubricate my left nostil to numb it then they insert a SENSOR ATTACHED TO A 2 FOOT LONG SPEGHETTI THIN HOSE down my un numbed gullet...and leave it there 15-20 minutes while they analyze readings.

they were SO PROUD i didn't gag or throw up, i wanted to but only a supreme act of will ( or masochsim) kept the damn tube down. next they knocked me out with VERSED & FENTANYL for the Endoscopy ( tv cam down the gullet for a peek) i will know in about two weeks what the results are, maybe.

BTW
O BOMBER
SNUCK INTO AND OUT OF KABUL LIKE A THIEF IN THE NIGHT...did KARAZI tell him the war is unwinnable and his shabby government is hopelessly corrupt or that KANDAHAR will be FALLUJAH in Pashtun? or did he stroke him like a john in a seedy brothel and only tell him what he wanted to hear? huge sigh....3000 dead in the WTC so now how many soldiers "have to die"?

BTW 2
did you hear about O BOMBER'S MORTGAGE RELIEF PLANS ahead, too little and too late and such actions are VOLUNTARY. yup, just like putting CONSUMER PROTECTION in Treasury, the same peeps who drove us over the economic watefall to begin with. HUGE HUGE SIGH... there are signs being put up outside small towns in the Deep South of a monkey grinning W saying MISS ME YET? only the raging TEA BAGGERS & other astroturfed out idiots oh and Sarah Palin who IMHO should get Rep. Michelle Bachmann (sp?) as a running mate so that they could both share the same heavily padded cell...

BTW3
KARL ROVE GOT HECKLED BY CODE PINK AT A BOOK SIGNING AND HAD TO FLEE...IMHO run like the cowardly scumbag u are KR.HA!

i am still slightly hungover and my nostril hurts, i gotta go.

MINISTRY OF TRUTH
namaste y'all
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