aloha,
>Two nudists golfers,George and Bill, were hacking thru the rough looking for their balls..when a rattlesnake popped up and bit Bill on the penis. They quickly killed it with their clubs then Bill fell on the ground screaming I'M GONNA DIE! I'M GONNA DIE! George reassured him that this was not the case and that he had a smartphoine in his gold bag which knew everything.Bill calmed down abit as George went back to his bag "cut two crosses around the bite then suck the poison out..."Hmmm, George returns to Bill with tears in his eyes BAD NEWS BUDDY...<
this is related to a LA TIMES article yesterday about the definition of I HAD SEX,from an Indiana University study..about 200 men and almost 300 women were surveyed.
ANAL
ORAL
INTERNET (chat/porn)
VAGINAL
VIRTUAL
VISUAL
apparently like Bill Clinton there seems to be a parsing of sexual definitions no matter which orifices or senses are involved.They cited a certain cultural" sexual vagueness" which is currently bedeviling sexual researchers.
CURRENTLY?
growing up in Harlem we had TECHNICAL VIRGINS OF DIFFERENT DEGREES
some gave handjobs, others blowjobs,some allowed digital pene BUT IT WASN'T SEX (sic) nowadays with the Purity movement apparently even anal isn't out of the question.in Harlem only Tina ( pretty & mildy retarded somehow) WENT ALL THE WAY,ANYTIME ANYWHERE.
Indiana U found that 95% agreed that missionary style sex was Sex but then they got out of the traditional numbers went all over the map.i think of RAINBOW PARTIES and TOSSED SALADS among recent kids sexual terminology.
definitions of cheating also differed between men and women.i have known men who didn't consider going to a strip club and humping some acned junkie stripper cheating,as long as they felt Emotionally committed to wifey.others just humped everything in sight regardless, like KORAK.
BTW i was once briefly involved in an infamous East Bay highly tactile nude performance group which SM regarded as cheating but since i had lil if any desire for sexual pene and NONE to leave SM. i regarded it as a harmless if bizarre recreation but then i am still a highly drugged up fat old crip, what do i know?
we are all selfish in our own interests and fantasies.
i realzied the fraud of the group when i found the two omniverously bisexual female leaders fully clothed when off duty at their dirty home SIGH.
BTW 2 and definitions of FIRST BASE,SECOND BASE seem to vary by local more than anatomy...i was going to say something else...MY EX (*) was what most black men describe as A FREAK (see Tina only without the same mental problems) sad to say i took SEXUAL HEALING Literally for five years until matters of personal survival trumped LUST & FATHERHOOD....
OFF TOPIC
YOURCALL.ORG had a radio show recently talking about Buddhism esp.Zen and its varitions and asked IS THERE SUCH A THING AS AMERICAN BUDDHISM? one person pointed out that Buddhism has evolved from its roots in India to accomodate any country it has next flourished in esp.China,Thailand,Japan et al.
i have some thots on this, the Beats basically introduced modern Buddhism to the USA but there muse was D T SUZUKI a well reknown BUDDHIST SCHOLAR WHO WAS NOT A BUDDHIST! to me this is like studying an egg by examining the outside exclusively, me i'd want a yolks eye view of the egg involved (but then i am nosy like that).
anyway one of Suzuki's fans was PAUL REPS who wrote ZEN FLESH,ZEN BONES which i took as my Bible for years but like ALAN WATTS i was somewhat queasy about some of their viewpoints and interpretations. years later i found two books from the yolks eyes view and i felt validated as my INNER ZEN COMPASS was correct.
not to be a tease the books are by KATSUKI SEKIDA: TWO ZEN CLASSICS & ZEN TRAINING, IMHO on the money compass wise,you can probably find them online somewhere nowadays if you're curious or suicidally benighted as i was. did i mention i practice MAHAYANA BUDDHISM ( the Greater Vehicle) each one help one, up the rungs of enlightenment as opposed to the Theraveda (sp? the Lesser Vehicle) which is more about personal accomplishments.
BTW 3 i also followed the I CHING for years but that is for another time.
SLEEP SONGS
i wanna new drug? SONATA (AMBIEN LITE) took it for the first time last nite, had a good nite's sleep unfortunately i dreamed about 40 DAY FORECLOSURES all nite long., so far have not harmed mysefl of anyone else but we'll see...
namaste y'all
semper gumby
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