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"Think twice before you speak to a friend in need." AMBROSE BIERCE

aloha,

MORE ON COPPER PENNY
as i said she came from Marysville and a Very Religious family so when her belly began to swell in High School she was branded WHORE by all she knew, so her belly got bigger and bigger and bigger and she gave birth to A 16 LB OVARIAN TUMOR(yes, she was still a virgin)...but by then she had already begun to hand out with THE BAD GIRLS and sharpen her passive aggressive ways then KFC after HS...

there is a GAHAN WILSON cartoon which shows the Frankenstein Monster dragging a terrified blonde to a JUSTICE OF THE PEACE in the middle of the night, the caption is SURPRISED? i gave this cartoon to COPPER PENNY as a marriage proposal in my attempt to get fired and it worked (by the way this is NOT illegal), yes i knew she was squirrrely but most of the details came later...

RSVP B J?
when we worked at the TRIADS HOTEL Thanksgiving came around and my mother's family was having a FAMILY REUNION in LOS ANGELES, my mother couldn't afford to come and the hotel was in chaos, at the opening then Mayor DiFi was speaking out front while we dragged a corpse out the back (natural causes). i lived three blox from the hotel and COPPER PENNY lived in Contra Costa and the end of a BART line, i offered her my place to stay while i flew down to LA ( i had already paid my mother's trip and this was THE LAST FLIGHT OPEN FOR THAT DAY!).
being passive aggressive CP waited until the very last minute to show up then sent signals of how she intended to show her gratitude (on her knees). i literally had NO TIME to even consider this and rushed out to catch my plane...just like when DEBRA KNOTTS had responded to my overtures after her BF left i was going to work fulltime,college fulltime and had KORAK AND HIS FAMILY living with me, there was NO TIME.

HOW I GOT HIRED
so i had graduated college and had gone to a MASS HIRING for the TRIADS HOTEL to shepherd KORAK thru the interview process ( so he could repay me the thousand i loaned him to move next door), as a result I GOT A JOB AND HE DIDN'T huge sigh. the week i started the interesting guy who hired me was fired leaving me with a dithering ex cop boss who hired a rich cokehead (who rebuilt vintage Porsches, a trust fund baby) to be his assistant who brought in COPPER PENNY as his sex toy and scapegoat (apparently).

i met MY EX while i worked at the TRIADS HOTEL and crushing on COPPER PENNY. KORAK and i ran the GRAVEYARD SHIFT and MY EX joined late in the adventure so she was sitting in the office one night when KRIS (kristaki-lover of waterfalls) the attractive but brassy SWING SHIFT Supervisor started recounting the details of her shift while stripping off her uniform to c -thru bra and pantyhose, (KRIS has HUGE FURRY BUSH and never wore panties) .MY EX WAS STUNNED BUT PLEASED ...later going from Swing to Graveyard .

now KRIS was half black and half Japanese, her parents called her BLACKIE because of her deep caramel color whereas he sister was smarter, lighter,more beautiful and a doctor/slash catalog model.like COPPER PENNY she had issues which she worked out sexually and drugwise. now KRIS had been severely poisoned at a previous jobsite and i think it was UC who was paying for her medical care as nobody else had ever lived thru such a BODY BURDEN (think a PG& E transformer blew and she and another woman had to stand in the spray to keep others away, KRIS miscarried after that and UC kept the fetus). anyway KRIS had never slept with a black guy and decided that i would be her FIRST...except KRIS was married with two adorable biracial kids (both boys i babysat them) and I DON'T SCREW MARRIED WOMEN.

so KRIS had slowly escalated the nudity, first peeking half dressed from the office bathroom then more and more the finally undressing in front of us and once taking off her bra to show her rat chewed bra, (we bought her another one at Macy's and watched her put it on). being a DOG and studly, it was easy enuff to steer KORAK to KRIS so i could deal with our nightly chaos ( we were trying to adapt a lengthy bean counter statisitical (sp?) spreadsheet format to reality) and reassure SLUT PUPPY our queeny high maintainence openly gay guard, we were all very well paid security guards at this time (that would soon end).

so i got to be FATHER CONFESSOR and accomplice to KORAK & KRIS SCREWING LIKE CRAZED WEASELS. when it ended i was still friends with both until me and MY EX BECAME A COUPLE & KORAK LEFT HIS FAMILY FOR AN ASIAN WOMAN WITH A YACHT...saw KRIS decades later, me and SOUL MATE were outside the ALAMEDA COUNTY BLDG protesting IHSS cuts and KRIS was there with her healthcare worker, looking very much the same just more tired.

when i knew her KRIS & HER HUSBAND snorted so much cocaine the dealer delivered to their house, KRIS USED IT FOR THE PAIN AND HER DOCTOR SAID IT WAS SO PURE IT WAS "ALMOST PHARMACEUTICAL QUALITY" (basically uncut). her husband made beautiful but toxic lead fumes stained glass in the living room of their rented Victorian, no masks or air filters involved.

when i met MY EX2B she had a terrible SUPERCUTS do which made her look 40ish ( she was then 30 and i 38) and she was married to THE MANCHILD whose phone tantrums were a regular event, she and MRS.BUTTERWORTH (shaped like the syrup bottle) a cow slow dim black woman who eventually would go on to critically stab one of her lovers in OAKLAND- were some of the few women on the @40 person crew.

TRIADS HOTEL
when it was built our snotty Mayor DiFI made them promise to hire locally, one third from the nabe, one third from the city etc etc.this they did and within six months they had whittled the @40 person crew to less than 20, which was totally inadequate for a high rise hotel in a bad nabe of Market Street.so it goes...

there i think about covers everything, at least the highlights.

namaste y'all
it's all true!
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