*your fly is open.
*who turned out the lights?
*your waitress is naked and cheating you!
*that's not really chicken.
*can't tell the difference between worms & noodles,can you?
*the crunchy topping is deep fried roaches.
*the cat peed in your soup!
*secretly everyone at your table hates you...
*we just sold your white cane on eBay.
*Craigslist says you're a fun date,just add roofies.
*there is a camera in the mens room,shrimpy.
*your change is all Monoply money sucker!
* we are burglarizing your house right now.
* your date is a hairy transvestite,lucky you.
* there is a dead man hanging from the creaky ceiling fan.
*what's that smell?
*the Health Dept closed this place down weeks ago.
*deep fry it often enough & people will eat anything!
aloha again,
i am on a lot of lists.
3 for crips, one for Lyme,Chronic Pain, Firbromyalgia, Neuropathy, Diabetes,Disaboom interest groups and several more from WebMD updates.
so you would think i'd seen just about everything until today...i got a list which celebrated the invention of BRAILLE FORTUNE COOKIES,no really (see above for my idea of some inserts) and complained or shrugged off the burgeoning tide of gimp & geezer porn.SIGH we are teetering on a Recession>Depression and our services are quickly withering away in the name of REFORM and this is what they waste three quarters of a post on?
W appointed a raft of anti ADA judges, including on the Supreme Court.why is no one writing about this? how many crips are homeless because of foreclosures??? how many rehab centers in Califronia are closing due to budget cuts? how many Speical Ed teachers are now unemployed?
fortunes cookies & porn, Lawd have Mercy!
THANKS HEF
the BBC channel ahs been running a series of sex oriented plastic surgery/self image docs of late. the most recent was PERFECT PRIVATE PARTS about "saggy" labia (mudflaps & beef curtains). now i know anorexics and bulemics have sone type of dismorphic (sic?) body image and so do transsexuals but to see a pretty 15 year old (yes 15!) get her labia snipped and endure three months of bleeding & extreme pain 'so i can look like everyone else down there'.the worst part of this was her oldest sister was the one ragging on her about her freakish labia and telling all her male friends! head case!!! an older housewife had come to the same conclusion after watching porn with her husband and looking at stroke magazines.even the pretty female dcoumentarian was complaining about post child bearing 'droop'.(they also commented that SEX IN THE CITY had popularized the Barbie smooth Brazialian wax.>OUCH OUCH OUCH!)
okay okay i have seen a LOT of naked women,both hairy & smooth ~magazines,online sites,nude beaches,nudist spas,peepshows,stage shows, love ins etc etc.to say one labia configuration is PRETTIER THAN ANOTHER IS JUST STUPID! have they run out of Botox,face lifts,boob jobs, liposuction,tummy tucks,ass and calf implants? sometimes its hard to tell Beauty from Torture,here lady put these bags of bulgy poison in your chest so stupid men will like you? (Pam Anderson & her ilk) in the Victorian Era women had ribs removed to better fit in corsets.i read recently that some uber stylish fashionistas in LA were having bones in their feet removed to better fit in those pricey SEX IN THE CITY shoes! (even Condi Rice & John McCain wear Ferragamo) where will it end? BARBIE BARBIE UBER ALLES??? "plastic fantastic lovers?"
in other news,
go to YAHOO GROUPS to join your own crip lists.much of it is dreck & whining but there are nuggets of things u will never read in your newspaper.see FRIDA blog for links too.
"Politics is merely the decoy of perception." Micheal Parenti
namaste
semper grumpy
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