GUNS N DIVORCE

"THE PRESS.LIKE FIRE,IS AN EXCELLENT SERVANT BUT A TERRIBLE MASTER." James Fenimore Cooper, i read him as a child but he's out of vogue now

aloha 2u,
listening to MIRANDA LAMBERT'S "GUNPOWDER & LEAD" on U Tube yesterday reminded me of this...

1.the family did not approve of their marriage, i mean REALLY REALLY DISAPPROVED (got the story from a sister) so one rainy nite the new wife opens the door to find her new father-in-law in a bathrobe with REALLY CRAZY EYES...and a gun.which he proceeds to put under his own chin and blow his brains out then his lifeless body fell atop her live hysterical one...thus ended their marriage and her mental stability.

2. got this from the cop in question as i was getting my own divorce from The Mirage...it had been a NASTY DIVORCE and i mean Nasty. his EX had a bad habit of calling him,after she'd picked up some new meat at  a local bar, and either leaving a message on his machine or letting him listen LIVE as she fucked some guy,over and over and over she did this until one day she opened her front door to find him putting a gun to her forehead and pulling the trigger three times...after she;d pissed all over herself he opened his other hand to show her three bullets..NEXT TIME YOU CALL... he warned her and so she stopped.

3.my own divorce was less dramatic, i almost died in a diabetic coma....The Mirage came to me in the ICU and asked if she could spend some time with one of her fans from her sex work, i said YES as our marriage was already unraveling.
our marriage had one ground rule sez i, I DON'T CARE WHO YOU FUCK BUT IF YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH ANYBODY I WANNA KNOW.in retrospect i should have gotten a clear definition of Love from The Mirage, who presumed-correctly as it turned out, that i would soon tire of her antics and many colorful flaws.SIGH..FOLIE A DUEX. she has lasted about 20 years with her fanboy, hubby number Three, not counting her first 5 YEAR sotted love she called HUMAN BARROOM FURNITURE...

the SEX WAS GREAT & HAVING 2 KIDS TOGETHER WAS GREAT BUT..I FELT SO LONELY TOGETHER and our mutual flaws were ultimately Incompatible..IRRECONCIBLE DIFFERENCES HUGE SIGH...know what i mean Z Man???

MINISTRY OF MISCARRIAGE MARRIAGE
 namaste
mega