Tuesday, December 16, 2014

10 signs....humor

"10 SIGNS YOU'VE LIVED TOO LONG "(humor?)

1. anything Kardashian
2.Honey Booboo and a posible Mam June sext ape
3. Smurfs and Scooby Do...the movies
plus anything with Adam Sandler
4.my well groomed 97 year olsd nabe falls to the sidewalk and people step over her
5. people in frisco texting while walking into  traffic or driving

6. any Congress with creeps like Ted Cruz & Louie Gomert & Michelle leBacman
7. O'Bomber winning the Nobel Peace Prize, Kissinger too
8.Facebook,Twitter,Pinterest * Grumpy Cat
9.vaginal rejuvenation & hymen restoration
10.Hillary Clinton for President, ditto Jeb Bush

11.cellphone spam
12.Second Life
13.waxing anywhere
14.online nude4s of celebs you've never heard of
15."thrisseason of sharing" bullshit

16.unChristian Christians
17.people killed while Xmas shopping
18.NSA anything
19.unfunny TV comedy (see adam sandler et al)
20.being old n grumpy and making lists like these

bah humbug
namaste
mega

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