Monday, April 14, 2014

backwards and in heels

"Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did only backwards and in heels."  -various

aloha2utoday,
a melange of sorts.
recent reports on Pay Equity
state that womyn make 77cents
for every dollar a man makes (still)
or 57 cents if you live in Louisiana.....sigh.

in 2014 really? is this a yet another
Mad Men era holdover? the GOP
still wants womyn to be barefoot and
very pregnant  FOREVER!

speaking  of vaginas here is a funny story.
me and SM and MegaMinf were in
San Lorenzo Park in downtown S'Cruz
and sat on the lawn next to a station wagon
which an argumentative woman
was unloading her crafts.
so far so good
then a security guard came up to ask the lady
to remove her vehicle as per the
posted signs...she refused.
he insisted,politely, she declined
and he promised to call the cops.
she said that she had fucked all the cops.
"All the cops?" he asked stunned
"Yes,I have a vagina!"

i began taking notes as i knew the outcome
so police were called and she was arrested
and the cops came over to me to
ask my version of events.
i handed over my notes to back up
the guard's version and made a cop friend forever
as The Vagina Lady was hauled off in an ambulance
screaming about "Police Brutality".
and to this day SM and i still
refer to any whacko as The Vagina Lady.

this came to mind as we saw a comedy show
show yesterday  "Are We There Yet?"
Baby Boomer humor complete
with 50s commercials.
it was sorta fun.

as you were?

namaste
mega

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