"..in my own way,i love you." sayeth various XGFs
RUN LIKE HELL!
1.when she fakes PMS and gets the symptoms wrong...
2.when she boasts of having unprotected sex with two lovers that day,as you're eating her..
3.when she attempts to kill you three times but it's All Your Fault....
4.when you have a threesome with Her GF then she gets jealous...
5.when you go to buy her booze and return to find her seriously flirty with some stranger...
6.when she gets jealous of wimmin She dreamt you were fucking...
7.when she gets angry you WON"T have anal sex with her co-worker you barely met...
8.when she mis-remembers herself and her exploits as pristine as the Virgin Mary....
9.when handguns and handcuffs aren't enuff...
10.when she provokes a fight just for the Drama...
11.when she brings home a crack ho GF she met thru an ad...
12.when she/he has Causal Sex which isn't really...
13.when she claims to be bipolar but is actually a borderline sociopath
14. when all you have to give is Never enuff...
15.when you realuze she is dead inside,up there.....
16.when you find she lies about being an addict,and they always do...
17.when a dead boyfriend,incestuous father and sex partner shrink
are all more important than you..
18.when you find out a friend drinks too much then
always wakes up naked being fucked...
19.when you find out Friends With Benefits applies to all her exes...
20.when it gets too kinky too fast and you can't and don't want to keep up....
21.when she or you do anything remotely like the above list...
Happy Belated Valentines Day
aloha 2u
the is no Occ py without U.
namaste
mega
RUN LIKE HELL!
1.when she fakes PMS and gets the symptoms wrong...
2.when she boasts of having unprotected sex with two lovers that day,as you're eating her..
3.when she attempts to kill you three times but it's All Your Fault....
4.when you have a threesome with Her GF then she gets jealous...
5.when you go to buy her booze and return to find her seriously flirty with some stranger...
6.when she gets jealous of wimmin She dreamt you were fucking...
7.when she gets angry you WON"T have anal sex with her co-worker you barely met...
8.when she mis-remembers herself and her exploits as pristine as the Virgin Mary....
9.when handguns and handcuffs aren't enuff...
10.when she provokes a fight just for the Drama...
11.when she brings home a crack ho GF she met thru an ad...
12.when she/he has Causal Sex which isn't really...
13.when she claims to be bipolar but is actually a borderline sociopath
14. when all you have to give is Never enuff...
15.when you realuze she is dead inside,up there.....
16.when you find she lies about being an addict,and they always do...
17.when a dead boyfriend,incestuous father and sex partner shrink
are all more important than you..
18.when you find out a friend drinks too much then
always wakes up naked being fucked...
19.when you find out Friends With Benefits applies to all her exes...
20.when it gets too kinky too fast and you can't and don't want to keep up....
21.when she or you do anything remotely like the above list...
Happy Belated Valentines Day
aloha 2u
the is no Occ py without U.
namaste
mega
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